Where Are All the Wealthy Abercrombie Models?

It’s the question we’ve all been asking for before we go to bed at night! The competition for hook-up apps are getting fiercer and fiercer by the minute – so you have to keep your ass ahead of the game at all times. Here’s a funny clip from Mister app (just shut up, okay) featuring a mini Tilda Swinton and although it lacks the furry hotness of RobHeartsDH, it’s pretty much spot on. Watch it after the jump (and also a nice surprise for you, I hope).

Because this post lacks skin (unless you’re into bitchy ginger twink types), here are Sam Trammell’s furry succulent man pecs from last Sunday’s “True Blood”.

Sam Trammell Shirtless in True Blood

Sam Trammell Shirtless in True Blood

 

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