Seriously, Why Wasn’t Mah Husband in This?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shirtless in Saturday Night Live

Last night, millions of crotches exploded when Joseph Gordon-Levitt stripped during his Magic Mike skit on “Saturday Night Live” as seen here capped by Superherofan. I definitely put the welcome mat out for him on my bed, but I think for his true fans this is like Christmas times a thousand. Although it’s basically perfection, my only comment is why wasn’t mah husband (re: Jason Sudeikis aka the handsome one in SNL) in this? Have I not prayed to the shirtless gods enough? Well at least we have been treated with perfectly furry Taran Killam in his undies. Still not mah husband though.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shirtless in Saturday Night Live

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shirtless in Saturday Night Live

Taran Killam Shirtless in Saturday Night Live

On the bright side, at least now I have a clear visual of what mah husband will look like as a silver daddy. Swoon.

Jason Sudeikis in Saturday Night Live

Jason Sudeikis in Saturday Night Live

  • bo_s

    Wow, that silverfox version of your husband seriously turning me on.

  • JuanCarlos

    Wow! too bad a missed the episode, Joseph is hot!!! Always liked him, but never imagine he has such a nice body!! hairy he isn’t but I love his pecs and his arms!!!
    most be great in bed!

  • Krasinski

    Square, haven’t you seen this week’s Weekend Update Thursday? You could see Jason taking a shower as Mitt Romney.

  • Mallory

    I like Joseph hes always been cute. Taran is just fine with me and while I agree Jason Sudekis is handsome, I never found him particularly funny. And sexy isn’t exactly an adjective that jumps to my mind when I think of him either. Oooh I disagree with Square thats rare…..

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  • Badwolf

    Oh. My. God. This is what ive been waiting for for a while now… 🙂

  • BADKarma

    Mr. Gordon-Levitt done growed up GOOOOOOOOOD…


    It’s the Taran Killam shirtless in his underwear section that I appreciated!

  • Warren

    Wow. Joseph is all grown up, but…. I still see the little kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun. I know. I’m aging myself.

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