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Guess This Hairy Chest

Look, I’m not making up for the last post by putting this shot up to be devoured by your eyeballs – although this English ex-footballer has become the star of many wet dreams since his retirement. Guess before you click!

It’s Alan Shearer (via Mirror)! My ass will be doing some unnecessary long haul travel today, so hopefully Alan will keep you entertained until I get over my future jet lag. Thanks to Dave for this!

Also, some hotness from the past. Instead of following Beckham around – they should be on Alan’s ass twenty four seven.

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