Wake-up Call

You know what I would love to have in the morning after a rough night out? A nearly naked Liam Neeson in a pair of pink speedos whispering sweet things like “I will look for you” and “I will find you”. Yes, that’s exactly what I need and thanks to “Ellen” I now have a visual to match the description in my head. Before you throw side eyes and broken beer bottles at me, remember my ass and its affiliates still own this joint so a 60 year old Irish daddy gets top spot. Always!

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