Wake-up Call

By Square on October 10, 2012 in Actors

Unless you’re Posh or his mirror, we’ll never know what David Beckham really looks like in the morning, but it’s good to see Britain’s reigning manwhore David Beckham kind of off his whore game (via Splash). Wait, actually he’s still in it since there is a clause in the contract for him to be sans shirt after matches. I mean, who watches David Beckham on the field to see him play football anymore? Also, he’s wearing his H&M panties so that means I’m wrong yet again. Learn from this, budding manwhores!

David Beckham Shirtless in Carson, California

Tags: british soccer tattoo

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17 Responses to “Wake-up Call”
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Mark on October 10th, 2012 at 4:26 am

This whore is just getting sad and desperate!He is a father of 4 and has no shame at all so calling him a whore is very appropriate!When you get shirtless all the time,people will get bored at some point especially with that boring nipples!Seriously look at those rat poop his chest!
Mykel on October 10th, 2012 at 7:44 am

I don’t know if it’s me but I see NOTHING nothing hot or attractive about this man
szoszo on October 10th, 2012 at 7:52 am

its not just you me either. its like his nips slid off his pecs.
WannaBuyaDuck on October 10th, 2012 at 8:19 am

Once he was quite hot. Now he’s over-exposed and looking a bit haggard and over-inked. Four kids, huh. Well….
crispy on October 10th, 2012 at 10:35 am

Actually, I watch David Beckham to see him play football… and many people do considering he helped LA Galaxy win the MLS Championship last year.

I guess it’s fun to snark at him for taking his shirt off at the end of every game, but the reason he does so (because clearly none of you have ever actually watched a soccer game) is because he gives his jersey to a child in the stands after EVERY game. It’s a really nice gesture. So snark away.
OP on October 10th, 2012 at 11:47 am

HE HAS NO CHEST! I cannot appreciate a man’s body when he has no chest. It’s just unappealing.
Okcspooge on October 10th, 2012 at 11:51 am

I was about to hate on his tattoos, as I do, until I read Crispy’s comment. Thanks, Crispy.

David Beckham is fine in my book.
Eric on October 10th, 2012 at 12:58 pm

His face is attractive, but not his body. I can see why some people like him, but he just doesn’t do anything for me. He has no chest hair, his nipples are very small, and all those tattoos are a turn off. He’s just not my taste.
bo_s on October 10th, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Whoa, dial down the mean everyone.
Square on October 10th, 2012 at 3:02 pm

@crispy You know it’s all just a joke from my part, I mean I do make bad jokes but I still joke nonetheless!
michael on October 10th, 2012 at 6:25 pm

i dunno, i think he’s pretty. as to his nipples, they just need some work and id be happy to accomodate.
michael on October 10th, 2012 at 6:28 pm

as to the haters… obviously they are much better looking, better built and more successful.
Mark on October 10th, 2012 at 6:49 pm

@crispy There’s no question about it that he is one of the best soccer players in world but we are not here to talk about that!!Yes there are a lot of players love to to get shirtless after the game and that’s understandable!When it comes to getting half naked,he is far and beyond those players!He doesn’t know or want to slow it down!My biggest issue with this guy is he has a vanity like no other!That’s one of the things that I hate about him!
joe on October 11th, 2012 at 2:14 am

honestly, I never got the appeal. sure he was good looking once and everything but i was never actually attracted to him and the tattoos ruin any chance of that.. just like with adam levine.
Paul on October 11th, 2012 at 10:39 am

The tattoos are overdone and the non-existant nipples are a disappoinmtnet. NEXT!
Chuck on October 11th, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Meh. Blech. Nicht. Ick. No thank you sir.
Patrick on October 21st, 2012 at 10:44 am

Calm down guys, it is just bad lighting. The same light my favorite bar turn on 15 minutes before closing to shoo all the vain gays away.

As for his chest: soccer players rarely have nice chests as you don’t need big pectorals for soccer. And I love his small nipples.