Unless you’re Posh or his mirror, we’ll never know what David Beckham really looks like in the morning, but it’s good to see Britain’s reigning manwhore David Beckham kind of off his whore game (via Splash). Wait, actually he’s still in it since there is a clause in the contract for him to be sans shirt after matches. I mean, who watches David Beckham on the field to see him play football anymore? Also, he’s wearing his H&M panties so that means I’m wrong yet again. Learn from this, budding manwhores!