Happy Whoriday from David Beckham!

I know for a fact that the reigning manwhore of England David Beckham doesn’t do a lot to many people anymore because of constant overwhoring, but let’s face it – if this piece shows up on your doorstep on a freezing, lonely winter night you’ll basically going to EAT HIM UP WHOLE. Don’t even bother to put gravy on it because it will come out naturally. Here’s his latest exploit for H&M holiday campaign selling more overpriced underwear you don’t really need.





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A true whore at heart!He won’t give up until his balls down to his knee!Come on enough already!
He is begining to look his age!
Totally does nothing for me. Always looks like he needs a shower.
He used to be beautiful. Now he’s just smarmy.
Not to mention all the photos are retouched which makes him even more unappealing.
Avsgsgehuuheshcirdirhx sooo hot if you look closely he has some chest hair
I would get in his pants anyday edbrudh too hot for words
So, inquiring minds needs to know, does he shave/trim his chest hair? Or is it that light? Because if he has the potential to grow out his chest hair – and if he did, in fact, grow it out – I think I would die.
Victoria’s a great teacher. Look at that Blue Thunder!
So many guys are too critical. You only wish you looked half as good at any age. I agree about too much ink. Look past that and he is a great looking, family man with a charming personality. NO ONE would turn him down. (A fact)
Shit! I’d go to bed with him!!
His hair makes it look like his moustache is supposed to be ironic.
I think he went one or two tattoos too far. He works so hard at that body, why mark it up with graffiti?
He doesn’t look bad at all, I’m just over him at this point. He’s really become to much of a good thing.
Totally ruined his body with all the tarts. Looks better in clothes, much.
Tatts. Sorry.
The thing I find funny about Beckham is that he never managed to develop his pecs… Strange..
No one does anything for you apparently, all comments on every post are negative… Makes me wonder what you look like and what your self esteem is like…
H&M and overpriced should never go in the same sentence
OMG, who cares what he looks like??????