The Best Thing on Television This Week (So Far)

James Van Der Beek Shirtless in Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

It’s only Tuesday but an unshaved James Van Der Beek giving his all in “Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23″ is probably the best thing that happened on TV this week so far. If you really want to exploit someone, this is how you do it – except for the blurry pixels. Yes, blur AND pixels. What’s this – Survivor? They’re painful to the eyes and so unnecessary. What’s wrong with having a face towel covering his man bits on screen? We’re all adults here and I think we can handle some buttocks action from James too. I mean, we’ve seen how they look like in a pair of DILF khakis so Dawson and his people need to just stop teasing us and get on with the program.

James Van Der Beek Shirtless in Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

James Van Der Beek Shirtless in Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

James Van Der Beek Shirtless in Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

James Van Der Beek Shirtless in Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

James Van Der Beek Shirtless in Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

  • Ouch!

    You’ve gotta be kidding me! I’ve always considered him one of the ugliest guys to ever walk on Earth! I can’t believe people find him attractive! o_o

  • chris

    If you think that’s ugly, you need to get your eyes checked.

    Dawson got fine. That chest is perfect.

  • Mark

    Sweet. Dawson growed up HAWT!

  • Sammy

    Het got MUCH better with age! MUCH BETTER. WOW!

  • McRowie

    What a cute babyface with a great body!Too bad those nipples are a little too small!Other than that he is perfect!

  • DoverDavid

    I agree Sammy he got nice with age……nice and hairy. He’s got a large forehead though.

  • niles

    Why can’t we have male backal nudity?

  • Tom

    Wow, sexy man. Nice arms. But, why would you block out his manly parts? What’s that about?!

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 Todd R

    never used to care much for him until he started taking his shirt off to reveal THAT

  • Steve

    Encore!!!!

  • KarmaLysing

    Did anyone see his guest stint as an “Angel of Death” serial killer on Criminal Minds? Hot and creepy as hell all at the same time.

  • Eric

    Wow, never knew James Van Der Beek had chest hair! Now that is what I’m talking about! So hot! His nipples are quite small, though. They sure could use a nice sucking. hahaha Who knew Dawson would grow up be to so sexy and hairy! Love it!

  • Boris

    He is like a fine wine, Like Château Petrus, or Saint-Émillion: he get better with age!

  • QCNiceGuy

    What is not to like??? This is a dream come true!!!

  • Paul

    I tune in to this show only to get a glimpse of JVDB, and last night’s shirtless scenes were worth it. He has been in my Top 10 To Do List for years. That smile could just melt the elastic in my underwear : P

  • arabninja

    Oh he grew up nice. So much sexier now!

  • J Alyn

    If you want to see his backside, check out his previous television series, “Franklin and Bash”. The first episode has him rising up from a hot tub nude and they didn’t pixel any of it.

  • Andy

    OMG!!! I just want to lick that from his chest!

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