The Best Thing on Television This Week (So Far)
It’s only Tuesday but an unshaved James Van Der Beek giving his all in “Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23” is probably the best thing that happened on TV this week so far. If you really want to exploit someone, this is how you do it – except for the blurry pixels. Yes, blur AND pixels. What’s this – Survivor? They’re painful to the eyes and so unnecessary. What’s wrong with having a face towel covering his man bits on screen? We’re all adults here and I think we can handle some buttocks action from James too. I mean, we’ve seen how they look like in a pair of DILF khakis so Dawson and his people need to just stop teasing us and get on with the program.