2012 in (Shirtless) Pictures
Because the world didn’t end last week, we shall have the privilege to look back at the year in shirtlessness. And I am giving myself a pat at the back for doing this today, not tomorrow unlike what my procrastinating ass told me to. Despite some absence, this joint has 13 million visits in 2012 according to semi-reliable sources. That’s a lot of drool and a lot of pretending you’re doing the spreadsheet while actually trying hard not to lick the screen. My gratitude. Here are some of my favorite posts of the year.
This year, I’ve decided to integrate this crusty joint in the 21st century by having a Facebook page, and that’s a MAJOR step for my old ass. Still not sure what it does.
Of course, that wasn’t enough.
Still on the topic of British manwhores – Steve Jones on Ellen.
Same pose, this time with Harry Potter on “Saturday Night Live”.
Across the pond to the land of premium manbeef, I give you Kris Holden-Reid.
Bonjour, le scruffy Monsieur Dujardin!
Haven’t watched a lot of reality TV this year, but I did watch Jay Byars on “Survivor: One World”.
Again, Canada doesn’t disappoint with David James Elliott.
And then Jamie Bamber returned.
Everybody’s talking about “Call Me Maybe” being song of the year and shit, so like a fat kid wanting to blend in – here’s Holden Nowell (again, Canada is great).
Richard Burgi is re-enacting one of my wet dream episodes. Damn.
Thank you (yet again), Canada for Allan Hawco.
Not to be outdone by the Brits, here’s Wilson Bethel.
While you’re not looking, Lucius Malfoy has become a major DILF.
And Neville Longbottom has turned into this.
I think we all need a break. Care to have a drink with Thomas Beaudoin?
Let’s continue with some adorkableness from Zachary Levi.
Armie Hammer’s furry chest was the only good thing about the mess of a film, “Mirror, Mirror”.
If you feel inadequate, it’s because you’re missing this in your life.
Here’s a new way to sell overpriced candles.
Can we talk about Australia for a second? Like Chris Hemsworth terrorizing hotel guests’ libidos in Sydney?
And Hugh Jackman at the beach?
And these guys.
Anyone remember how hot Kevin Bernhardt was in “Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth”?
2012 still has some abomination. Here’s one of them.
At 40, Ben Affleck is a hip suburban dad who you always wanted to climb.
Aren’t we glad Thom Evans doesn’t play rugby anymore?
But again, there are plenty of hot men who are still in the game. Case in point, Chris Robshaw.
And then, there’s the Olympics.
We have a long jumping ginger.
And a blond German hulk.
Love him or loathe him, he’s here to stay.
Let’s go back to MEN, shall we?
Jonny Lee Miller is all fur in “Elementary”.
And how about Scott Caan on the beach?
There must be some sort of a steel girder in there.
Shawn Ashmore knows what you were looking at, you perv.
This is Rob Delaney.
And this is mah husband.
Adam Sandler should just stop making films, period. With an exception.
And who can forget this?
I’m already looking forward to Movember next year. This is why.
Too much? Yes, it can be – that’s a whole bloody year of hot men cramped into one post. The only thing to do now is take a long shower.
I’d really, really like to thank all of you for keep visiting and supporting the site. I know it is impossible to cater to everyone’s taste but I hope that you do find some of your favorites and discover new ones here! Here’s wishing everyone a prosperous new year and plenty of shirtlessness ahead!