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2012 in (Shirtless) Pictures

Because the world didn’t end last week, we shall have the privilege to look back at the year in shirtlessness. And I am giving myself a pat at the back for doing this today, not tomorrow unlike what my procrastinating ass told me to. Despite some absence, this joint has 13 million visits in 2012 according to semi-reliable sources. That’s a lot of drool and a lot of pretending you’re doing the spreadsheet while actually trying hard not to lick the screen. My gratitude. Here are some of my favorite posts of the year.

2012 started with a bang. A bang in your pants that is, with Chris Evans‘s generosity in “What’s Your Number”. After this disaster (I still can’t get over it) – this is a sight for sore crotches.

This year, I’ve decided to integrate this crusty joint in the 21st century by having a Facebook page, and that’s a MAJOR step for my old ass. Still not sure what it does.

Britain’s whoriest manwhore got some deals done with H&M.

And then some.

Of course, that wasn’t enough.

Still on the topic of British manwhores – Steve Jones on Ellen.

Same pose, this time with Harry Potter on “Saturday Night Live”.

Across the pond to the land of premium manbeef, I give you Kris Holden-Reid.

James Wolk made a big impact in 2011 and I’m glad he’s still being healthily exploited this year.

Bonjour, le scruffy Monsieur Dujardin!

Haven’t watched a lot of reality TV this year, but I did watch Jay Byars on “Survivor: One World”.

Again, Canada doesn’t disappoint with David James Elliott.

And then Jamie Bamber returned.

Everybody’s talking about “Call Me Maybe” being song of the year and shit, so like a fat kid wanting to blend in – here’s Holden Nowell (again, Canada is great).

Richard Burgi is re-enacting one of my wet dream episodes. Damn.

“The Client List” was the gift that keeps on giving.

Thank you (yet again), Canada for Allan Hawco.

Not to be outdone by the Brits, here’s Wilson Bethel.

While you’re not looking, Lucius Malfoy has become a major DILF.

And Neville Longbottom has turned into this.

I think we all need a break. Care to have a drink with Thomas Beaudoin?

Let’s continue with some adorkableness from Zachary Levi.

Armie Hammer’s furry chest was the only good thing about the mess of a film, “Mirror, Mirror”.

If you feel inadequate, it’s because you’re missing this in your life.

Here’s a new way to sell overpriced candles.

How about some blond furry hotness from Matt Barr in “The Hafields and McCoys”?

Can we talk about Australia for a second? Like Chris Hemsworth terrorizing hotel guests’ libidos in Sydney?

And Hugh Jackman at the beach?

And these guys.

Anyone remember how hot Kevin Bernhardt was in “Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth”?

2012 still has some abomination. Here’s one of them.

At 40, Ben Affleck is a hip suburban dad who you always wanted to climb.

We need to express our gratitude with all these hot men by getting down on your knees and pray to Saint Cohen.

Aren’t we glad Thom Evans doesn’t play rugby anymore?

But again, there are plenty of hot men who are still in the game. Case in point, Chris Robshaw.

And then, there’s the Olympics.

Or non-Olympics.

We have a long jumping ginger.

And a blond German hulk.

AND OF COURSE, the Olympics is actually all about Tom Daley.

It was the start of his never ending boywhoring.

I mean, really. It never ends- and never will.

Love him or loathe him, he’s here to stay.

Let’s go back to MEN, shall we?

If you’re missing the facial hair – here’s Chad Sanders with possibly the hottest stache on the net.

Jonny Lee Miller is all fur in “Elementary”.

And how about Scott Caan on the beach?

Now, don’t get too excited because we still have a fully clothed Jon Hamm. And then some.

There must be some sort of a steel girder in there.

Shawn Ashmore knows what you were looking at, you perv.

This is Rob Delaney.

And this is mah husband.

This year, Jesse Spencer is back with a vengeance.

Adam Sandler should just stop making films, period. With an exception.

And who can forget this?

I’m already looking forward to Movember next year. This is why.

Perhaps the biggest discovery of the year – Oliver Jackson Cohen.

And finally, film of the year your libidos have been talking about – the follicle free “Magic Mike“.

What could be better than the most beautiful man in the world getting his buttocks out for the world to see?

Too much? Yes, it can be – that’s a whole bloody year of hot men cramped into one post. The only thing to do now is take a long shower.

I’d really, really like to thank all of you for keep visiting and supporting the site. I know it is impossible to cater to everyone’s taste but I hope that you do find some of your favorites and discover new ones here! Here’s wishing everyone a prosperous new year and plenty of shirtlessness ahead!

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