Maybe the Mayans Were Right After All

By on December 29, 2012 in Athletes 

Tom Daley Shirtless in Splash

If this is any indication of the future, looks like next year is going to be the year of MANWHORES. The apocalypse has begun. Just when think you’ve had enough Tom Daley this year (and to be fair, on this website) and the prime television couldn’t sink any lower than TOWIE, here’s Tom doing his best Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” (more like the little merboywhore) impression pimping out his reality show “Splash” on British ITV 1 where he will be teaching other manwhores like Joey Essex and Leandro Penna to dive. Sadly, I think my ass will be watching this mess next month. Thanks to Nathan for the heads up!

Tom Daley Shirtless in Splash

Tom Daley and Leandro Penna

Leandro Penna Shirtless

Leandro Penna Shirtless

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  1. Michael Owen-Lowe. on December 29th, 2012 at 7:24 am

    TOM DALEY IS CUTE, UNTIL HE OPENS HIS MOUTH, THOSE TEETH, DON’T THEY JUST SCREAM QUEEN………..

  2. Cool Cookie on December 29th, 2012 at 8:39 am

    I. Just hope he doesn’t grow up to be a dick.

  3. michael on December 29th, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    CAN WE PLLLZ STOP WITH THE TOM DALEY KIDDIE PORN? i just want to pat him on the head and ask “does your mama know your out?” lets get back to MEN.

  4. Beau on December 29th, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    DEATH TO TOM DALEY!

  5. Creighton on December 29th, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    Seeing that I am a young guy myself, I wouldn’t mind bumping into him … but that’s just me. Keep it coming Square!

  6. Bob on December 30th, 2012 at 10:01 am

    An honest smile is a big turn on. you can keep the sneering queens.

  7. len on December 30th, 2012 at 10:31 am

    1. I can never get enough of Tom Daley. He’s gorgeous.
    2. to all you GERIATRIC Daddy worshipers, daddies, and all you Grizzly Adams wannabees, not every man in Squarehippies were meant for you. I prefer to see young slender cuteness and hottness, and adorkables. If I want to only see Old geezers, I can go to family gatherings in the Summer.

  8. Mark on January 2nd, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    “merboywhore”LOL!!You’ve just made my day with that word!!

  9. THX 1980 on January 3rd, 2013 at 8:58 am

    What else is Tom Daley supposed to be wearing? A zoot suit?

    He’s an Olympic medal winning diver. Say what you want, but the speedo is what he does his primary work in.

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