My Thoughts Exactly

By Square on December 11, 2012 in Actors

These are the words of the day. Henry Cavill. Scorching. Wolverine-grade hairy. Superman. If this is not the best film of 2013, I don’t know what is! Watch the freshly released second trailer of “Man of Steel” or the alternate title, “Man of Everybody’s Libido” after the jump. Welling who? Routh what?

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michael on December 11th, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Can’t wait for the shirtless scenes
Anne Noise on December 11th, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Lots of hot dudes in this movie – Christopher Meloni, Russel Crowe, Kevin Costner…
sparks on December 11th, 2012 at 2:55 pm

While I agree that Henry Cavill is a demi-god, I would never discount the absoluteness of Tom Welling’s gorgeousness. I mean c’mon… Tom had the perfect face for Superman/Clark. I really wish he had gone on to make some Superman movies.

Still, I’m totally looking forward to this movie. It has the potential to be the most defining of all the SM shows/movies.
John on December 11th, 2012 at 4:21 pm

I’m confused. Assuming that Henry plays Superman in this movie, what’s with all the parts of the trailer showing him with beard intact (as well as the flaming scene with his glorious chest hair unsinged) — juxtaposed against the classic beardless Superman face? Are we to suppose that Clark Kent has exchanged his 1950′s look with glasses for a handsome beard, and that he shaves in some phone booth?
sparks on December 11th, 2012 at 4:48 pm

@John

1. The beard is only for one time period of the movie. (He’s also clean-shaven in at least one adult-aged shot of the trailer.)
2. According to comic mythos his hair is essentially indestructible to all but his own heat vision (against a reflective surface taken from his Kryptonian ship) and does not grow under the influence of a yellow sun… his body hair would easily be able to withstand fire.

/geek off
lordy on December 11th, 2012 at 5:56 pm

my pants feel tight…
Mike on December 12th, 2012 at 2:08 am

Holy Crap Batman!
I MUST see this movie.
Loved Henry since he was in The Tudors.
bo_s on December 12th, 2012 at 11:33 am

yes! Yes! YES!

I think about you, Square, when I first saw this trailer.
Okcspooge on December 12th, 2012 at 12:38 pm

This will be great. Can’t wait. Henry has been my special imaginary boyfriend since Count of Monte Cristo.
Christopher on December 13th, 2012 at 9:31 am

to Squarehippies-

i agree with you that Henry C. is the epitome of masculine
gorgeousness but i am wary of the prospects of the film
itself. one reason it started principal photography a while ago
so it should have been released by now. secondly its
directed by Zack Snyder who i’m guessing was hired because
of the visual style and action of “300″. but his three subsequent
films-’Watchmen”, “Legend of the Guardians” and “Sucker
Punch” were met with indifference by moviegoers and were
a bleep on the box office radar. so since this is s hugely
expensive film i bet the big wigs at Warner Bros. have their
fingers crossed that Snyder can pull off another “300″. if not
they’re in deep you know what.
Fur of Steel on December 13th, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Wow. Is their anything sexier then indestructible chest hair!? Oh yeah, indestructible chest hair on THAT body with THAT face. I’m in love!

What’s even better is that hairy Superman and hairy Wolverine are about to come out in the same year. Girls will love them, dudes will want to be like them, and before you know it, all these 18-35 year old boys will start to think of chest hair as a good thing again! Hopefully things are about to get a lot furrier in the states!
Square on December 14th, 2012 at 7:34 am

@Fur of Steel AMEN to that!
Boris on December 14th, 2012 at 3:57 pm

At least Henry Cavill is closer to the ORIGINAL superman, who always was represented, when deshirted, as having a somewhat hairy chest!
Rand on December 14th, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Word on the street it’s bad largely because Henry is a poor actor. Glad he’s cute. Look forward to his coming out after the scrutiny the movie brings.
C G on January 29th, 2013 at 9:52 pm

Henry Cavill has to be the most gorgeous man currently living. Seriously. That man is pretty much perfection. Can’t count how many boners I got during “Immortals”.