Possible ‘Quit Playing Games with My Heart’ of This Decade Alert
About a century ago, all my genital parts basically imploded when Backstreet Boys released the music video for “Quit Playing Games With My Heart”. We didn’t have YouTube back then so I had to keep my panty pudding to the minimum at the record store. If that had the same effect on you, then prepare to feel FUCKING OLD. So when One Direction did this teaser for their “Kiss You” music video, I know exactly how it feels. Mouth foaming, crotch burning, suicidal thoughts – the works. Someone should tell Zayn (the best looking of the bunch and possibly will Beyonce his ass out of the band in a few years) that he should stop the 5 year old toddler artist scribbling on his body because tattoo removal hurts a fucking lot when he reaches 25.