Waiter, There’s a Hair in My Cake (and I’m Keeping It)
To make up for the lack of fur this week, here’s a step by step instructional video on how to ice a cake that has NOTHING to do with the actual bloody cake. It says “How to Ice a Cake… Nude” but don’t fall for it. Basically this is like the only page you’d read in a Mills and Boon novel when you were 12 (again, guilty) but all the nasty words have been replaced with cake, icing, chocolate, frosting and most importantly spatula. Yes, he is trimmed to kingdom come but at this point you’ll take what I give you, okay?