Wake-up Call / Palate Cleanser
If you feel like you’ve been stuffed with too many Twinkies lately (my fault – I know), then this post would totally clean your palate out. There is enough meat on Texan NFL linebacker Connor Barwin to be devoured by everyone here including seconds so um, devour away – that is with your eyeballs please, not literally because we are all a bunch of very civilized savages here. If you’re into stalking AND on Instagram, you can follow his ass here and pretend that you know him from somewhere.
I think we all can forgive him for doing this, can’t we?