Pornstaches Are Here to Stay

By Square on February 13, 2013 in Actors

James Franco in Details Magazine

I know this is kind of impossible but I got a little bored with James Franco and his antics – until this Details cover (via Just Jared) came into my life. This is basically all kinds of yesses from all the different languages of the world congregating in my crotch. The amount of pornstache is basically Utopian so the only thing to do is to put that on all of our favourite actors. Permanently.

James Franco in Details Magazine

And finally, this shot appropriately ends this post. It’s what James would’ve done anyway.

James Franco in Details Magazine

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BabiBoi on February 13th, 2013 at 10:12 am

I want that shirt! 2 Reasons; 1 it looks good, 2 he would not be wearing it…
Joel on February 13th, 2013 at 11:53 am

He is so beautiful!I would totally do him eventhough sometimes he looks like he doesn’t take a shower for days.
The Gentleman Adventurer on February 13th, 2013 at 5:43 pm

Probably the best-looking I’ve seen him in quite a while…too bad I find him such a pretentious bore. My loss is someone’s gain, I’m sure.
Brody on February 13th, 2013 at 7:23 pm

He seems like a pretty cool guy – I like that he’s not afraid to do all these gay-themed projects and is comfortable with his own sexuality.
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k on February 15th, 2013 at 9:59 pm

Meh. His increasing insistence on proving to the world that he’s not as smart as he thinks it is has long ago put him in my “do him hard as long as he never speaks” column.

There is a very “drunk girls at a gay club” vibe to his whole self-appointed ally-savior schtick. It’s pretty much impossible to discount the ways it lets him flirt for attention from a demographic whose hardships he’s never actually had to endure.

Of course I could excuse much more of that if he wasn’t such a pretentious boob.
k on February 15th, 2013 at 9:59 pm

Meh. His increasing insistence on proving to the world that he’s not as smart as he thinks he is has long ago put him in my “do him hard as long as he never speaks” column.

There is a very “drunk girls at a gay club” vibe to his whole self-appointed ally-savior schtick. It’s pretty much impossible to discount the ways it lets him flirt for attention from a demographic whose hardships he’s never actually had to endure.

Of course I could excuse much more of that if he wasn’t such a pretentious boob.
k on February 15th, 2013 at 10:01 pm

Meh. Super done with his whole self-appointed ally-savior schtick. He long ago crossed into “drunk girls looking for consequence-less flirting at a gay club” territory.

The fact that he’s a pretentious boob who puts way too much effort into proving to the world that he’s not as smart as he thinks he is doesn’t help things either.
Phil on February 16th, 2013 at 1:48 am

Would any of you REALLY not do him?…His last show was called Gay Time…Or something like that-very homo-erotic…It was on Jimmy Kimmel live or something like that…
Phil on February 16th, 2013 at 1:52 am

I’d so suck his d–k…but then again that’s just me…
JD on February 19th, 2013 at 12:49 pm

He could find himself worthy of being on the end of my cock if he’d just come out out of that deep, dark closet he’s hiding in. Once he admits it, I’ll do him, twice probably. Maybe even three times. But not until he says “MO!” As in “I, James Franco, do hereby confess that I AM a big ol’ HOMO!”
Kid on February 24th, 2013 at 1:03 am

Wow, jd/k, shut the fuck up already.
babyboy on March 20th, 2013 at 10:39 am

LUV LUV LUV me some James he is so hot and seemslike a cool guy that would go with the flow wish he would flow his ass over here….
babyboy on March 20th, 2013 at 10:42 am

James is so hot seems like a cool guy to be around goes with the flow type of guy I wish he would flow his ass over here…
Karl McKeever on May 11th, 2013 at 8:07 pm

Just wondering whether I qualify to have a ‘pornstache’ )