Pornstaches Are Here to Stay

James Franco in Details Magazine

I know this is kind of impossible but I got a little bored with James Franco and his antics – until this Details cover (via Just Jared) came into my life. This is basically all kinds of yesses from all the different languages of the world congregating in my crotch. The amount of pornstache is basically Utopian so the only thing to do is to put that on all of our favourite actors. Permanently.

James Franco in Details Magazine

James Franco in Details Magazine

James Franco in Details Magazine

And finally, this shot appropriately ends this post. It’s what James would’ve done anyway.

James Franco in Details Magazine

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