Oh Hai There, Gareth Bale
Look, I may be the last one who jumped on the Gareth Bale bandwagon but with all these Beckham and Daley manwhoring activities going around like clockwork, Gareth Bale is like a nice breath of fresh Welsh air. Gareth plays for Tottenham Hotspur (that’s for your Googling convenience) and he can be dapper as fuck as seen here, but to be honest I prefer the more primate-like features in some of these photos. AND THAT’S A COMPLIMENT, because somehow I’m always attracted to this brand of hotness – don’t ask. Paired with that sideway smile – they’re like kryptonite to my crotch. Shirtlessness featuring his 50p nipples after the jump.
Also, I would say three Jon Hamms in there. What do you think?