Presenting David DeCoteau’s Latest Offering
Why bother waiting to own “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters” since you can get your paws on a better deal, “Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft” now? This the latest offering by David DeCoteau and half the budget probably goes into getting BooBoo Stewart’s top off. These caps are probably the only salvation and that’s only if you’re into smooth twink types who’s built like a shopping mall’s mannequin. BooBoo (not of the honey variety) knew that starring in a DeCoteau film will propel him further based on track record but the lack of homoerotic theme here won’t get him ANYWHERE. Kiss a Cory Monteith or something!
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