Guess This Hairy Chest

I’m not sure how I feel about this one. Yes the chest is adequately furry but it’s not exactly a party down there in libidocity when I saw this. It could be the wife effect, but it’s good that he looks very normal here – although it’s his OTHER bandmate we desperately need to see shirtless again. Guess before you click!

Yes, it’s Coldplay’s frontman Chris Martin (via Just Jared)! I think I know why it’s so difficult to hit this the first time around. The blond ‘fro is making Chris look cherub-ish and that doesn’t match his furry body. Trim that (top) hedge and I’ll climb over!

On another note, I’ll just continue to pray to the shirtless gods for another Guy Berryman skin sighting.

  • Mark

    Sweet. Hairy blonds have always been a weakness of mine.

  • Nice neapples aerea!

  • David

    Yes I agree. I have a weakness for furry blondes. However I pounce when I see a furry ginger.

  • John g

    Is it Kyle Bornheimer?
    If it isn’t take a look at his 2004 short film SPOKANE
    He looks so bloody hot

  • JD

    Wow- he’s aged. And definitely a mistake on top of his head with that mess. What was/is he thinking? He’s still hot and I would find him way more “doable” if he’d get that mop trimmed down tight. Until then, I still would love to have a three-way with him and mister Berryman! Imagine how hot that would be!?

  • Roberto

    Hot body, great furry chest but he’s a total paperbag job, how Gwennie can get it up for him is beyond me

  • Tim

    His nipples are growing.Lol!

  • I’d do him.

  • brian

    I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Love his reaching high notes.

  • paltronator

    just cut off the head, and all is decent. gwynnie probably thinks the same!

  • dude. Had no idea how hot his body was.

  • DoverDavid

    I’d do him just the way he is.

  • THX 1980

    If he went the Jason Statham route, he’d be godly.

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