Matt Damon Does Matthew Fox

Matt Damon Shirtless in Elysium

No, not like that. Please. Matt Damon is all about the hair, and without it he would just look like… this. It’s from “Elysium” (via EW) and he’s going all Matthew Fox in this sci-fi film. I don’t know, his face looks the same, the body is delectable but that lack of hair is a little bit discomforting. Baldness can be so sexy but I think some people should keep their head pubes on at all times – but TO BE HONEST, I would make love to a coconut if I can, so everything else I’ve said is basically irrelevant.

Matt Damon Shirtless in Elysium

Matt Damon in Elysium

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