The Movie We’ve All Been Waiting For

Tom the Movie

No, it’s not the big screen adaptation of this classic SNL scene (I will continue dreaming), but it’s about the stuff of most of my pimply teenage dreams, Tom of Finland. Here’s the teaser for “TOM”, a biographical flick about Touko, an artist who would later become world-famous as Tom of Finland featuring a pencil penis at the end, which is fine on YouTube and should be fine everywhere else. You cannot discriminate against pencil penises anywhere!

Personally I think Jon Hamm should’ve gone all Franco in this project. This is fake as fuck, but who bloody cares?

Jon Hamm as Tom of Finland

Speaking of Jon Hamm and Jason Sudeikis, here’s mah husband with mah other husband before they pay a weekly visit to my boudoir. He’s only frowning because he wanted some one to one time. Thanks to Alejandro for this!

Jon Hamm and Jason Sudeikis

  • Holy shit, fake or not, that is the best…

  • Eric

    Jon Hamm already has a gloriously hairy chest. So I don’t see any reason for a fake picture. The guy has one of the best chests in Hollywood today!

  • bcooper

    i’m fond of ‘staches

  • Mario

    OMG I just popped one!

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