Yes, But That’s Not the Sculpture We Need to See

Jon Hamm on Sesame Street

We all know why they didn’t show the bottom half of this Sesame Street video on YouTube featuring a heavily bearded mah husband Jon Hamm and Elmo. Elmo is working his ass off replicating the monumental Hamm monolith for us but of course they had to replace that with something yawnworthy like Elmo’s cast. The only sculpture I need to see (and use) is the one made of silicone in 1:1 scale, mass produced and marketed as “The Hammaconda”, “Jon’s Johnson” or even “Jon’s Ham”. I’m sure they’re in production as we speak. It’s a no brainer.

And because this post lacks shirtlessness, here are some skin from this season’s “Mad Men” capped by Jair. Order of the world is restored.

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

  • liam

    you know jon’s into filthy muppet bangin’ sex to the point their nappy faux fur’s all sticky!

  • Eric

    Jon Hamm = My dream man. He has a deliciously hairy chest and a nice, big, thick cock. His wife is one lucky woman. What I wouldn’t give to have this man in my bed for just one night. Oh the things I would do to him! hahaha

  • marty

    i see elmo’s nose and think of one of jon’s moist balls…

  • rodthehorny

    Nice Fucking Nipples! Enough Said.

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