Presenting James McAvoy and Orlando Bloom’s Lovechild
Yes, yes I know I’m probably the last person on earth who jumped on the Luke Evans train but past is past, so let’s just admire all his beauty in this post. There’s dreamboats and there’s DREAMBOATS. Luke floats my boat to high heavens especially with glasses on and he’s playing on my team. It’s like James McAvoy and Orlando Bloom made sweet, sweet love (why wasn’t I invited) and this is the evidence. If looking at these pictures will not turn you into a raging bitch and shout “MARRY ME” – then you’re probably in denial. Swoo to the fucking woon.