This is Zarry’s Moment

Harry Styles Kisses Zayn Malik in One Direction's Perfume Ad

It would be astronomically stupid not to come up with One Direction EVERYTHING since they’re the numero uno boyband at the moment so naturally they have a perfume out called “Our Moment” (via Towleroad) so all the crazy teenagers can smell like Zayn Malik’s crotch in the morning (a carefully selected blend of aged tobacco and tattoo ink). Just kidding, it will probably smell like baby powder and puberty with a hint of delusion (been there, done that got the stained underwear). Now back to the fanfiction I was working on…

And we all know what happens next (NSFW-ish).

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