The Height of Narcissism

Nick Youngquest Shirtless in Paco Rabanne's Invictus Ad

Ex Australian rugby player and full time manwhore Nick Youngquest has been exploited a hundred million and one ways before – but this ad for Paco Rabanne’s Invictus is really taking him to a new height of smugness. I’m sure he’s a decent guy in person and it’s all the work of the devils from marketing (they’re ALL evil) targeting the Guys with iPhones demographics. Oh well, at least it’s nice to see that it’s not bloody Beckham getting the treatment for once! It’s a manwhore eats manwhore world after all. It’s obvious that the five chicks in the locker room are actually his sweaty teammates (thanks to Neptune and Zeus for the camouflage). Now all they need to do is to turn me into a fly. Watch the smugness in action after the jump.

Nick Youngquest Shirtless in Paco Rabanne's Invictus Ad

Nick Youngquest Shirtless in Paco Rabanne's Invictus Ad

Nick Youngquest Shirtless in Paco Rabanne's Invictus Ad

Nick Youngquest Shirtless in Paco Rabanne's Invictus Ad

Nick Youngquest Shirtless in Paco Rabanne's Invictus Ad

  • JEFF YORK

    IF IT WEREN’T FOR MAN WHORES, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE A JOB.

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @Jeff York That is so true. And I’ve never used manwhores in a negative context ever! :)

  • Len

    Another Beckham wannabe. Complete with face fuzz and tattoos. YAAAAAWN!

  • Boris

    Sigh! I remember him when he still had some hair on his upper body… that must make super old…

  • http://squarehippies edward lindberg

    Can’t stand shaved, especially pits on guys no matter how handsome they appear………don’t even get me goin’ on all the rampant/senseless ink permeating this young century!

  • Matt

    I have a couple of ideas on how to wipe the smirk off of his face, and it involves having him on his back with his legs in the air or his mouth open.

  • michael

    he IS a god.

  • Jeremy

    He reminds me of the UK pop star gone missing – Daniel Bedingfield

  • Joshua

    @edward lindberg I love shaved armpits!Smooth and clean!No excessive wet armpit hair when they’re sweaty and no deodorant residue stuck on the armpit hair and it’s so hot to touch and taste the skin of armpits instead of super bushy pits!

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