Johnson & Johnson
Today is brought to you by Aaron Taylor-Johnson in September issue of Men’s Health UK (via AaronJohnson.org). While he looks good being upside down (NOBODY looks good upside down), I can’t really tell whether it’s Aaron Taylor-Johnson or a stock Men’s Health mannequin without his shaggy curls. Either way, it’s a damn fact that you bitches aren’t going to be bothered looking at his hair because there’s more important matter to tend to up north. Am I right or am I right?