2013 in (Shirtless) Pictures


Another great year in shirtlessness is coming to an end. As we welcome 2014, let’s join Sweden’s hottest export Alexander Skarsgård lounging in the snow like a true Scandinavian and drool back at some of this year’s top posts according to me. Feel free to add yours in the comments section!

2013 started with this scorching Canadian piece, David Hadley who was nice enough to fend off the trolls in the post.

Dave Hadley

At the risk of upsetting Directioners, this could be one of the rare moments we see the boys shirtless before getting themselves swamped in 5 year old scribbles.

One Direction Shirtless

When models make it to this joint, you know it’s going to be something special – like Florian Bourdila here.

Florian Bourdila

And Andrew Cooper.

Andrew Cooper

Texan NFL linebacker Connor Barwin is making your dreams come true by being himself.

Connor Barwin

Manwhoring is all the rage, and Tim McGraw is no exception.

Tim McGraw

This is why Instagram was invented.

Duncan James

Enough self obsessed gym whores, how about some Turkish oil wrestling instead?

Turkish Oil Wrestling

I’m sure everyone remembers when this happened.

David Beckham

Speaking of football, Gareth Bale is the most expensive player in the world and I can see why.

Gareth Bale

If there’s anything that 2013 reminded me of – it’s definitely Jon Hamm’s bountiful offer.

Jon Hamm

Back to manwhoring, Ian Ziering is making 49 looks good and I so would – waxed nipples and all.

Ian Ziering

This working out in public stunt is really getting old, but I wouldn’t say no to some Derek Theler.

Derek Theler

If all this Hollywood manscaping has made you a little queasy, let’s stare at Robin Causse’s chest for a while. Ah, that’s better.

Robin Causse

Or the always reliably unshaved Jonny Lee Miller.

Jonny Lee Miller

Joseph Gordon-Levitt channeled his inner Situation in possibly this year’s “Magic Mike”, “Don Jon”.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

You know it’s my birthday when this happened.

Jason Sudeikis

Joe Manganiello is still the top manwhore in Hollywood. I really can’t wait what he has in store next year.

Joe Manganiello

Silver fuzz, anyone?

John Schneider

This has to be one of the hottest scenes in the history of “True Blood” and Robert Kazinsky is ticking all of my boxes.

True Blood

If there’s an award for shirtless ad campaign of the year, Nick Youngquest would win pants down.

Nick Youngquest

Quote of the year is definitely “I never do this but…” by Nick Jonas.

Nick Jonas

Zac Efron is definitely the winner of Exploit of the Year, for his generous work on whoring out “Neighbors” on YouTube.

Cory Monteith and Paul Walker sadly left us this year.

Paul Walker

It’s my birthday again, because this happened.

John Krasinski

After 27 seasons of “Survivor”, Jeff Probst is finally bringing home the bacon.

Jeff Probst

Saint Ben Cohen continues to do saintly things.

Ben Cohen

Phil Spencer is really just a gift that keeps on giving.

Phil Spencer

And to round up the year, Tom Daley decided to came out on YouTube – just in time for the new season of his shit show “Splash”. You cannot deny the power of his boywhoring with over 10 million views on this so far.

With manwhoring forever on the rise, I am looking forward to more and more exploitation in 2014. See you next year!

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