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Channing Tatum Shirtless in Jupiter Ascending

If your ideal sexy time involves Legolas in Lord of the Rings, Mr. Tumnus from Narnia with a hint of Jack Sparrow encased in a tight package called Channing Tatum (people are weird like that, I understand) – then today is your lucky day because above is Channing Tatum in “Jupiter Ascending” which features plenty of shirtlessness from what could be the lovechild of the orgy I was never invited to between Legolas, Mr. Tumnus and Jack Sparrow. I’d hit this no doubt, even sans hooves. Watch the trailer for “Jupiter Ascending” after the jump.

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