My Wet 90s Dream Comes True!
If there’s anything to thank this shitty economy, it’s due to the fact that it has brought the star of my wet dreams in the late 90s, Jeff Timmons from hiding in the dark corner of the neighbourhood gym and into the glitzy world of manwhoring. Back then a slight view of his bare chest will make my crotch twitch and the paws will naturally reach for the nearest box of tissues so this is like an acid rave in my libido. When he joined the Chippendales I know you bitches were secretly hoping that mess will be permanent and it looks like our dream came true. Jeff is hosting the “Men of the Strip” show in Las Vegas and although there is no guarantee he’s getting that body out to wet middle aged ladies’ knickers – we’ll have to make do with these promo stills featuring his kissed-by-the-Photoshop-fairy face. It’s like they layered up Nick and Drew Lachey on top of his face and blend that shit up so you don’t have to.
Also, I know that the world of male strippers and waxing goes like hipsters and skinny jeans – but this shot is giving hope to the rest of us. This is Charles Dera, by the way.