It’s Saturday morning and most of you bitches are probably still hungover from last night – so this will hopefully give a good smack on your crotch to finally crawl out of bed. Ivan Massow is a millionaire British entrepreneur, gay activist and philanthropist who has been around for years but recently the DILF fairy has blessed him with her gift (expensive personal training helps too) and he looks like this. I’m hating his boyfriend with passion right now but at least he’s mine in my dreams tonight. Seriously, I just want to hibernate forever in those caterpillar brows. Shirtlessness of course, after the jump.