Wake-up Call

Ivan Massow

It’s Saturday morning and most of you bitches are probably still hungover from last night – so this will hopefully give a good smack on your crotch to finally crawl out of bed. Ivan Massow is a millionaire British entrepreneur, gay activist and philanthropist who has been around for years but recently the DILF fairy has blessed him with her gift (expensive personal training helps too) and he looks like this. I’m hating his boyfriend with passion right now but at least he’s mine in my dreams tonight. Seriously, I just want to hibernate forever in those caterpillar brows. Shirtlessness of course, after the jump.

Ivan Massow

Ivan Massow

Ivan Massow

Ivan Massow

Ivan Massow

  • http://shirtlessmenontheblog.blogspot.it/ Jair

    HOT!

  • http://manlyneeds.tumblr.com bo_s

    WHAT THE F…
    How come I haven’t discovered him until now???

  • DoverDavid

    Nice but I’d take Scott Caan or Paul Rudd over him.

  • Joel

    Everybody is screaming “HOT!!!,” and I’m just here like, “that’s a foley catheter.”

  • http://www.annenoise.com Anne Noise

    Sexy as hell.

  • Carlos

    How about, Scott Caan, Paul Rudd, and Ivan Massow??

  • Boris

    He looks ill in the last two picture… Can I nurse him back to health?

  • David Hollingsworth

    Thanks, Square Hippies, you just made my pants burst! This is what real men should look like.

  • rodthehorny

    THE ONLY THING I HATE ABOUT HERE IS 2 BITCHES THAT IS BESIDE HIM IN ONE OF THE PICTURE. OTHER than that fucking HOOOT!!!

  • pitluver

    i have always had a thing for older men. Ivan is one hot dilf!

  • JD

    DAMN! Now that’s a fine ass daddy! I’d LOVE to get me some of that. And you just KNOW he’s got TONS of cash too! That NEVER hurts and always helps!

  • michael

    very handsome guy. i like him much, much better with the beard tho.

  • k

    See that’s the danger of being into daddies, and probably why I’ve never really been.

    Sooner or later you’re going to find yourself getting turned on by GRINDR shots of an old guy holding up his catheter.

    Nooooope.

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