Here’s the Trailer for That 50 Shades of Shit Film Your Aunties Have Been Waiting For

Jamie Dornan Shirtless in 50 Shades of Grey

As middle aged ladies’ panties flooded everywhere, I’d like to take a more analytical approach to this mess. There’s no doubt Jamie Dornan is a mighty fine piece of Northern Irish manbeef, but I think there would be more impact on the crotch if someone like Meekus aka Alexander Skarsgard (see “Straw Dogs“) does the role. It could just be me but I don’t get the “I’m going to give you my everything, organs and all” feeling with Jamie. Still, I’ll be torturing my eyeballs watching this mess when it comes out next year and I bet you will too. Watch the trailer after the jump.

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

  • WORSEKarma

    1) I wish to GODS they hadn’t denuded him. He looks twelve, for fucks’ sake.

    2) Charlie Hunnam was originally slated to play Mr. Gray, but had to back out due to time commitment issues.

  • michael

    hes not bad, but doesnt really have that impact that someone else might have. in order to do a movie like this and be believeable, you have to have “sex appeal”. and he just cant carry that off. i often wonder what the outcome of a gay movie would be that followed this movies format? str8t people talk about having “gay in their face” all the time. what about having to put up with str8t in my face all the time? im getting a little tired of the “str8t” agenda in my face 24-7.

  • Michael Hall

    Jamie Dornan is GORGEOUS!

  • Gdude

    Do yourself a favour and watch in The Fall, it’s a northern irish mini series where he plays a serial killer and he still got me hot and bothered under the collar. I think he has the skills to make this character great.

    • Daniel

      best show I saw this year. the 2nd serial starts this fall. so excited for it! I won’t be watching this film however. Looks utterly unpalatable. Sorry for the fans

  • Tarc

    The story is F-grade fanfiction bad, so I’m not sure why anyone would go see that drek. It’s not even really Ds or BDm just a clueless author blathering nonsense. Then Dornan shaved himself, so it ruined the eye candy. Just ugh.

  • Bhar48069

    Uh,…no.

  • The Gentleman Adventurer

    Ryan Gosling, Charlie Hunnam, and other actors were up for the part; Hunnam’s official reason was his schedule but word is that he read the script and ran screaming. An actress who auditioned for the female lead said it was the worst script she’d ever seen. Buzz is the script is jaw-droppingly bad, even worse than the novel, so this promises to be train wreck.

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