Here’s the Trailer for That 50 Shades of Shit Film Your Aunties Have Been Waiting For

Jamie Dornan Shirtless in 50 Shades of Grey

As middle aged ladies’ panties flooded everywhere, I’d like to take a more analytical approach to this mess. There’s no doubt Jamie Dornan is a mighty fine piece of Northern Irish manbeef, but I think there would be more impact on the crotch if someone like Meekus aka Alexander Skarsgard (see “Straw Dogs“) does the role. It could just be me but I don’t get the “I’m going to give you my everything, organs and all” feeling with Jamie. Still, I’ll be torturing my eyeballs watching this mess when it comes out next year and I bet you will too. Watch the trailer after the jump.

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

Jamie Dornan Shirtless as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

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