At Last, They Have Finally Made David Beckham Unappetising

Obviously, the easiest thing to do to is to make this H&M David Beckham Bodywear fall campaign audio enhanced featuring David Beckham reciting the entire Moby Dick, but that’s way to risky so their marketing whores have decided to cut the hairstyling budget and make him twist his body in the most awkward of positions while weating clothes that won’t look good on anyone else but David Beckham. I know he’s been the biggest manwhores out there, but somehow he had always made my crotch twitch but these shots are finally doing absolutely zero for me so I take that as a good thing!

Credits: H&M

David Beckham Shirtless for H&M Bodywear Fall 2014

David Beckham Shirtless for H&M Bodywear Fall 2014

David Beckham Shirtless for H&M Bodywear Fall 2014

David Beckham Shirtless for H&M Bodywear Fall 2014

David Beckham Shirtless for H&M Bodywear Fall 2014

David Beckham Shirtless for H&M Bodywear Fall 2014

  • Myron

    Yeah, he looks like a washed up, past his prime, starlet who’s desperately trying to hold on to what he once had. Bad move by their marketing department

  • michael

    good gods, he looks like a homeless person. the close up of the facial skin indicates he needs a reaaly GOOD facial.

  • Michael Hall

    TATTOOED to death! YUCCH!

  • Louis Williams

    I think he looks great he looks real not like some primped up saved boy whore, looks like a real man, HOT.

  • Myke Hermann

    Isn’t this what all his pictures looked like before photoshop “retouches”?

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