John Schneider in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

Um, can you say PERFECTION? As someone who prefers the taste of aged manbeef (although lately I may have suggested otherwise and for that I’m sorry), I’ve had such a huge crush on John Schneider since as long as I can remember and even more so as he ages. True, he still circles around the B league but with that blond going silver fuzz on his chest constantly on show – who fucking cares. Thanks to my trusty Jair who capped these glorious stills of John from one of SyFy’s dollar tree gems “Shark Swarm” in HIGH DEFINITION, we get to enjoy his every strand. Even with that angry mop on his head, John Schneider will be forever my top 25 DILF of all time.

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

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