John Schneider in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

Um, can you say PERFECTION? As someone who prefers the taste of aged manbeef (although lately I may have suggested otherwise and for that I’m sorry), I’ve had such a huge crush on John Schneider since as long as I can remember and even more so as he ages. True, he still circles around the B league but with that blond going silver fuzz on his chest constantly on show – who fucking cares. Thanks to my trusty Jair who capped these glorious stills of John from one of SyFy’s dollar tree gems “Shark Swarm” in HIGH DEFINITION, we get to enjoy his every strand. Even with that angry mop on his head, John Schneider will be forever my top 25 DILF of all time.

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

  • Leaning Tower

    Mmmm blonde n furry. He’s holding up well.

  • Jim Barnett

    Hm….Hm…Good!

  • michael

    ive been in love with him since dukes of hazzard. i would do things with that man that would frighten barn yard animals.

  • michael

    unfortunately, he’s RABID christian.

    • Michael O’Riley

      So what? Stop bashing Christians. It has gotten REALLY ANNOYING.

  • Bet he got a lot of pent up sexual tension built up!

  • Michael C

    he has a YouTube channel and he was documenting his workout routine to get in shape. There’s lot of shirtless videos of him talking to camera etc….

    • squarehippies

      Uh, thank you for that piece of information. I shall do a post on it soon!

      • Michael C

        search john schneider p90x and you will find some good stuff.

      • Baseball 12

        Will hold you to that promise, sir!

  • Louis Williams

    He is the only reason I watched Dukes of Hazzard and the CW’s superman. I’ll watch anything with him in it. Love furry Blondes.

  • Baseball 12

    What’s not to like about this man? He looked his ever best to me when he was on Smallville, but I’d take him from DOH to SS. Or anywhere in-between.

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