John Schneider is Really A Gift That Keeps On Giving

John Schneider Shirtless Workout

Sure he’s not to everyone’s taste, but sexually John Schneider is really a gift to me. Just when you thought he couldn’t give anymore on screen, it turns out over the past couple of years John Schneider has become THAT surburban dad who got bored, bought a bunch of gym equipment and quickly became a fitness freak. YES, YES AND YES! Even better, he is whoring out his fitness things (ain’t nobody got time to listen to all that marketing crap) by showcasing his mostly sweaty body on YouTube. It’s almost impossible to watch them videos without hitting the mute button and taking your pants off. The shirtless gods have answered my prayers yet again! “Coach John” sounds like a recurring character in my gay porno stash, but this time shit got real. Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Credits: YouTube

John Schneider Shirtless Workout on YouTube

John Schneider Shirtless Workout on YouTube

John Schneider Shirtless Workout on YouTube

John Schneider Shirtless Workout on YouTube

John Schneider Shirtless Workout on YouTube

  • JayEmmTee

    Fundie fucktards just don’t do it for me. But to each his own. (Not that Miz Thang homophobe would evah let you even touch her aged junk.)

    • michael

      oh, see, i like the fundies. they’re all “pent up”. id have this guy seein jesus and speakin in tongues.

      • JayEmmTee

        When he was young and full of cum, sure. Now … ? (He *does* have a nice, huge cock, so … )

  • armpitguy

    OMG! I wanna go with Coach John to his “back office”! I was with him until it started sounding like a fuckin’ Amway commercial…now I understand why you’re hitting mute (also it’s easier to focus on his fantastic body!) triple woof!

  • michael

    OMG. ive had a serious crush on this guy since dukes of hazzard. the things id do with that man would frighten barn yard animals. i could do without the scraggly beard tho.

  • Sammy

    Can you post like WAY MORE screencaps PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

    • John

      Yes, please post WAY more – look at all that great material that remains uncapped! Sacrilege!

  • Jim Barnett

    he is SUCH a narcissist — always have been. I would have to gag his mouth before attacking him in the bed. *wink…

  • †ƒµçk §ay 1ø† ಠ_ಠ

    Something tells me he needs some nipple attention!!!! And I can surely oblige doing it for him!!! No arguements needed…

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