A Reward for 3 Hours of Torture

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

There is so much singing a gay guy can take so thank fuck this happened in Sunday’s 87th Academy Awards. I’m not so sure about the sales of grandpa style chonies will shoot up because of this but really, Neil Patrick Harris should’ve done the entire fucking show in that (with some help from Chris Pratt) to get my eyeballs open for 3 hours of this mess. Still the ratings for this year’s Oscars are the lowest in years but I’m pretty sure for some other people, something else is on the up!

Credits: NBC

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

  • karl john

    1. The Theory of Everything and The Imitation Game should have gotten the lions share of awards
    2. if Neil Patrick Harris wasn’t married, i’d marry him GLADLY!

    • bill weber

      Imitation Game = fictionalized biopicism at its worst.

      NPH is a dullard; didn’t appreciate the “treason” joke.

  • Boris

    Can I say, officially and for the record, that NPH looks stunningly fabulous?

    He is a few years younger then I am, but he looks 8453 times better then I will ever be!!!

  • Boris

    Can I say, officially and for the record, that NPH looks stunningly fabulous?

    He is a few years younger then I am, but he looks 8453 times better then I will ever be!!!

    • squarehippies

      Damn his genes…

    • Baseball 12

      8453 times? Are you certain about that…….. ? I think you’re overestimating. 😉

      • Boris

        You never saw me in underwear… you’d understand the “8453 times better”

        • Baseball 12

          Ah come on B-man, I don’t think you’re giving yourself enough credit. You’re a handsome looking lad. I doubt it’s as bad as you say, 😉

          • Boris

            I guess that if a 350+ pounds, hairy and balding man is your thing, yeah I am good looking…

          • daveycrockett26

            Boris, you look handsome to me in my opinion. NPH is handsome too!

          • Baseball 12

            “Beauty is in the eyes…..” as the saying goes. It’s what’s on the inside that counts, truly. I see THE PERSON first, AND their flaws, THEN the container it all comes in. So do many others. I don’t judge on “cosmetics alone”, you big sexy bear of a man!

          • Boris

            Thanks.

  • Baseball 12

    So is Neil a bottom or a top? I’m thinking bottom, mostly. What say you? (and I think he did a good job, in the midst of all that political, personal agenda that the show has become… My hoest opinion, mght be time for a hiatus and a reboot for the golden statue)

    • squarehippies

      Well fucking said!

      • Baseball 12

        Why thank you sir!

    • hairystud

      NPH is probably vers. His hubby, David Burtka, was in an off-Broadway play years ago (Albee’s The Play About the Baby), was nude, and had a huge flaccid schlong which bounced around all over the stage.

    • TJ XXX

      you need a good nap then try this again

  • ABRAXUS FIERCE

    I totally thought that miles teller and neil would have made out for a few seconds

    • squarehippies

      Now that would totally be on another show!

      • hairystud

        MIles Teller is gorgeous. I’ve seen some internet pics, and he has a little bit of chest of hair.

  • Rockhopper

    It would have made the show even better if he’d done a little pec bounce. He looks like he could do it.

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