Shaved Armpits and Blatant Product Placement: Magic Mike XXL Looks Promising

Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL

This post is not even tardy to the party, it’s more like TARDIS to the party but as a bookkeeper of hotness it’s an event that needs to be documented even though everybody has left the party, moved, got a job AND a mortgage. “Magic Mike XXL” is cumming but I have to say the marketing whores aren’t working as hard this time so all we have now is this teaser which will keep a lot of bitches happy for the time being with all the grinding action. All that said, as much as I appreciate Matt Bomer’s exploitation in this second one – I feel like it’s a little bit too much. It’s like you’re given 2 bars of Mars instead of the usual 1 and you can’t handle it. That or I just felt the need to guard his beauty. Still better than being in that “50 Shades of Shit” film anyway.

Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL

  • Mark in DE

    Why does ANYONE think guys with shaved armpits is good???

    • andy

      cuz them pits are even more sensitive bare!

    • Ash

      Because pits are much more lickable when they’re smoothed. At least that’s what I thought.

    • ohiogreg

      I agree I like hairy pits and hairy chests

    • karl john

      for the same reason i like women who shave there. hairy armpits are disgusting.

  • Warren

    I love Channing Tatum either way — as long as he’s shirtless! 🙂

  • Baseball 12

    Only thing that will make this second effort worth my while, will be if they show cock in it. Tatum’s cock in particular… if not, well, I doubt I’ll waste my time.

    • squarehippies

      We know that Hollywood is very cockaphobic, but who knows maybe he’ll pull a Fassbender in the future in some ‘artsy’ move when the star burns less brighter.

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