Shaved Armpits and Blatant Product Placement: Magic Mike XXL Looks Promising

Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL

This post is not even tardy to the party, it’s more like TARDIS to the party but as a bookkeeper of hotness it’s an event that needs to be documented even though everybody has left the party, moved, got a job AND a mortgage. “Magic Mike XXL” is cumming but I have to say the marketing whores aren’t working as hard this time so all we have now is this teaser which will keep a lot of bitches happy for the time being with all the grinding action. All that said, as much as I appreciate Matt Bomer’s exploitation in this second one – I feel like it’s a little bit too much. It’s like you’re given 2 bars of Mars instead of the usual 1 and you can’t handle it. That or I just felt the need to guard his beauty. Still better than being in that “50 Shades of Shit” film anyway.

Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL

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