Would You Hit It?
Yes, it’s amazing how much money can do! Calvin Harris used to be your average dorky high school friend who’s into the ‘music and stuff’ but now that he’s the highest paid DJ in the world – he has successfully transformed himself into well, everyone else who has trucks of money, 3 personal trainers, 2 stylists and a dietician! Of course, I’d hit all that with “Acceptable in the 80’s” in the background but I’m not so sure about this Armani panties campaign. Calvin is smizing without giving the Beckham’s constipated look so I guess that’s a good thing. It could be that I’m jealous that he’s using £20 notes as toilet paper while I had to fight old ladies at the bargain bin for the last piece of reduced tomato (don’t let the Yardley lavender scent fool you).
Credits: Emporio Armani