Michael Vartan

By Square on September 24, 2006 in Actors

Michael Vartan Shirtless

When I first saw Michael Vartan in Never Been Kissed, I knew almost instantly he’s the right husband for me. When I saw his ding dong in that cuckoo movie One Hour Photo, I knew that we will be married for at least 20 years. Enjoy these shirtless pictures of my man Michael Vartan from the movie Monster in Law, starring that J-Lo and that J-Fo (I can’t believe I just said that). You better run Michael! You better run good!

Shirtless Picture of Michael Vartan

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Michael Stahl-David Shirtless - Squarehippies.com on April 5th, 2008 at 8:09 am

[...] Stahl-David could easily be mistaken for Michael Vartan’s younger, scruffier and definitely cheekier brother. Don’t you just want to put him in [...]
Chyna on May 31st, 2008 at 2:30 am

Mmm I particularly liked him in Monster In Law!
Tanya on June 29th, 2008 at 7:03 am

He’s Hot
who knows' adversary on July 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 am

if you really want a peice watch some alias eps seasons 1-3 are my fav. Fell in love with him from there. the squinty furrowed brow look is what im into, combined with his pointy features - (chin and nose) he’s totallly boyish looks can make him appear in his 20’s yet his manly 5o’clock shadow in different light can make him look much older;- too good. The tans a plus too! and he can speak french fluently (I THINK?) so refined. I love it when i guy can talk a second language. Him in a penguin suit is best. when will a guy with those features come my way and not be a complete fairy fem? oh wellllll
THE QUEER FROM QUEENSLAND
SUSAN MATOUSEK on July 24th, 2008 at 11:04 am

michael is adorable and he looks sensitive+
mimi on August 11th, 2008 at 10:55 am

Yummy….delicious….mamma mia!
how could anyone resist this? I love vartan from the first day I saw him
He is one of those angels sent from heaven
But pliz….put away that cancer stick
nway, since when he started smoking?
Samm on November 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

OMG HE IS SOOOO CUT3!!!! I Fell In Love With Him When I Watched ever Been Kissed What Else Has He Bin In People..? X Love Him Hes Soo Hot !!
Me on December 26th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

you can see michael vartan’s down under in the movie one hour photo
SEXY on February 13th, 2009 at 10:54 pm

Wow… I’m really likin’ this one.