Jason Statham

By Square on February 27, 2007 in Actors

Jason Statham Shirtless

It’s been a while since we see a real man here. If you have the hots for tall, hunky, muscular, manly and statuesque bald men, then Jason Statham is just the right hunk for you. The action star part is just a bonus. I could just stare at that cheese grater for hours! Mmmhmm! Enjoy these couple of shirtless Jason Statham pictures (one from Crank) for now. I’ll make some caps of Statham’s chest baring scenes from The Transporter or Crank soon!

Update: As promised, here are some shirtless pictures of Jason Statham from Crank. Honestly, I’m a bit disappointed with Statham’s chest (yes it’s by third name basis now) in that movie. There’s only one low-angled scene where he’s lying on the bed, partially covered by a dude in every shot. Well, I guess it’s better than nothing but for someone who posseses the body of a Greek God, it’s a waste. Not sure if that ass revealing scene makes up for it though but I’m not complaining.

Jason Statham Shirtless

Jason Statham from Crank

Jason Statham Shirtless

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Jim on February 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 am

I think pictures of Jason from “The Italian Job” might be better. That’s where Ifirst saw Jason…Who SHOULD be the next James Bond.
sassywench on March 10th, 2008 at 2:58 am

Perfect chest, perfect chest hair!
debbie on April 23rd, 2008 at 2:19 am

Help…..can anyone help me sort a date with jason Statham????? x
wen on April 28th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

hottest guy ever..!!!!!
Joe on May 31st, 2008 at 1:17 am

Could you imagine Jase as a teacher at your local high school and better yet, be the gym teacher and double as your home room teacher for four straight years?

Or better yet: Your next door neighbor
hairy man lover on June 11th, 2008 at 3:50 am

Agree. He can be my doctor anytime and take off his shirt and let me play with his furry chest and rub it against mine anytime. What a man!
wrad lane on August 8th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

I agree, this man is something, I could get use to waking up next to him every morning.
Eddie on August 19th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

A beautiful man’s man. That balding head drives me crazy. Love the muscles and chest hair. Though we didn’t see much of the latter in Crank, the legs and ass shots more than made up for it. Speak to me, handsome.
sweetiepie on August 21st, 2008 at 12:28 pm

OMG he’s soooooo hott!! I have 2 dvds of him!!! One is Crank and the other is The bank job. I LOVE HIM IN CRANK IT SHOWS HIS CUTE HOT BUTT!!! XD
Amir R.M on September 5th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

Hi jason You are my favorite Actor & Im Interested in keeping touch with you
Sierrra on September 6th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

you need to put pictures up from Death Race.

mouth watering!
maori on September 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

scrumptious… he’s good for doggie style on the roof with just the full moon watching.
Sherry on December 18th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

Saw new movie Transporter 3 and loved it. So I rented some of your other movies like the Bank Job and loved it because you smiled more in this movie than in any other and you look really cute when you smile.
Oh man on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:20 pm

I would do absolutely anything to be with him for even one night.
Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank 2 - Squarehippies.com on April 20th, 2009 at 7:52 pm

[...] Statham with an industrial strength raisin pincher are just plain funny. Maybe I’m seeing too much skin from him lately and I started to focus on other things, like his face (who said that?) [...]
kieran on July 3rd, 2009 at 7:43 am

sexy as ought
kawtar on August 1st, 2009 at 4:36 pm

i hope to see you jason i love you so mush
rose_germany_ on September 16th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Jason Statham , is the sexiest man alive..
one night,,, no,,, i would like him for many more nights.

and now in German

Jason Statham,,, ist sowas von geil…den würd ich nicht von der Bettkante stossen..
der ist so lecker den könnt ich fressen..mmmh lecker..:-)