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No, no and no. Matthew Fox has decided to go hairless. I want my old Jack back!

Current boyfriend: Jason Sudeikis

Robert Hoffman

Okay it’s mid week and let’s take a break from these unconventional hotties and focus on my latest crush, cute and total droolworthy Robert Hoffman. First of all, I think I need some major spanking for ignoring my future husband in She’s The Man because all I saw when doing shirtless caps from that movie was Channing Tatum. I mean, Channing is sure fire hot and all but at the end of the day, I’d like come home to this cute boy and shag all night long.

He’s like my top 3 crush right now and when I have a crush on someone, expect a gazillion of his shirtless and non-shirtless caps, like I did before with Bryce Johnson. In addition to that, I totally went apeshit when Robert smiles, it’s like his lips are a bit slanted to the side and it’s one of the cutest thing I’ve seen in a guy since like, ever! OMG! Can someone make a clone and mass produce him as a cuddle toy? His body is equally delicious as well and hopefully Robert Hoffman show more of his delicious skin in more major movies after this!

I SO wanna kill Amanda Bynes right now!

“Channing, let’s face it… Squarehippies is mine now. Go find someone else!”

“But Channing, I wanna be on top! Let me be steer the wheel for a while…”

Here are more Robert Hoffman deliciousness for you guys to drool at. Remember folks, you can look but can never touch because he’s mine bitches! Mine!!! MINE!!!

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