Ryan Reynolds 2

By Square on January 17, 2008 in Actors

Ryan Reynolds Shirtless from The Nines

Time for some mainstream skin, people! Uber neo Hollywood hunks like Ryan Reynolds should be forbidden to wear clothings for eternity. I think what makes Ryan Reynolds very sexy in his own way is that whatever he do, he’ll never lose that Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place charms. It’s like a combination of boyish qualities, dorkiness and that Chris Evans ‘dude’ thing going on all at once. In The Nines, we basically have Ryan in 3 delicious flavors.

1. Highlight Ryan
This is the one we see him most shirtless, in other words pretty much Ryan Reynolds in real life (well, perhaps minus the highlights).

Ryan Reynolds in The Nines

2. Henry Grubstick Ryan
Despite the lack of shirtlessness, I like this look the most. He totally can pass as Christopher Gorham in this getup. I’m not saying everyone with trendy box emo glasses can be Henry but I guess it enhances and brings out the lovable dork in him.

Dorky Ryan Reynolds

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3. Amityville Scruff Ryan
Personally, I think this is by far his worst look ever. Some guys look great with hair and scruff but for him, it’s like hot a Ryan is hiding somewhere among all that facial mess. Plus he looks much older. We saw him (shirtless) in Amityville Horror with this look, complete with body hair and all but I prefer him much more cleaner, so that it’s easy to, y’know, lick and stuff.

Scruffy Ryan Reynolds

Now for the rest of the orgasmic visual feast.

Ryan Reynolds Shirtless

Ryan Reynolds in The Nines

Also, for me there’s nothing sexier than watching a gorgeous guy enjoying (or pretends to enjoy) himself in mainstream films. Can we help you with that, Ryan?

Ryan Reynolds Shirtless

Holy crap, is he CUTE or what?

Ryan Reynolds in The Nines

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Psiwire on January 17th, 2008 at 9:50 am

Okay, I’m going to say it: Ryan Reynolds is the hottest man on the planet! Seriously, I’ve had a huge crush on him since I was about 13 (and he was around the same age) when he did a movie about some kid who moves from India to live with his aunt or something. He’s the ultimate combination of a perfect face and an incredible body. Plus he’s funny and seems like a nice guy. I bet the bastard even smells nice. Utter perfection. (Usually I hate perfect people, but in this case I’ll make an exception.)
sassywench on January 17th, 2008 at 11:01 am

I want to write a movie where he the lead. he will be shirtless for 2 hours working in the yard, working out, napping, swimming. shirtless in color. The contract will prohibit chest shaving. I think it will be a blockbuster.
Squarehippies on January 17th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

Damnit Psi, I really envy you for discovering Psi at such a young age. I wish my teenage years were fulfilled by Reynolds existence…
deej on January 17th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

I’m really not sure how much I like the new hunky Ryan Reynolds. He’s always been too cute to be hunky. Somehow I think the thin, less serious almost dorky Ryan is sexier. Now…I’m not saying he’d get kicked out of my bed mind you…I’m not crazy.
David on January 17th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

WHERE’s THE CHEST HAIR?!
ntemis on January 17th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

He is one ogf my favourite actors…i think he is too hot and sexy man!!!pretty,handsome,attractive,absolutely perfect body!!! 5stars from me
Drew on January 18th, 2008 at 1:32 am

Da-yum I’d like summa ‘dat!
KarmaLysing on January 18th, 2008 at 4:10 am

He absolutely STOLE “Blade Trinity” on several levels, obscene hotness being one of them. The Canadian version of “Two Guys and a Girl” (no damn pizza place) also featured Nathan Filion. Can you say, “orgasmic”?!??!

Reynolds has a new “chick flick” movie called “Definitely Maybe” coming out in a month or two.
John on January 18th, 2008 at 4:20 am

Is there video online of Ryan “enjoying” himself? I’d love to see that.
Milton on January 18th, 2008 at 4:53 am

It’s hard to believe that this man was ever a CHILD actor. Looks like he sprang fully grown from the forehead of Zeus. What do they FEED children up there in Canada?
Virtue on January 18th, 2008 at 6:32 am

Actually, being Canadian, I can say that the food has changed a lot since HIS days. Now it’s unhealthy. Back in the days, we were healthy-mad and that’s where Ryan Reynolds spawned but I must add that he works out a lot. And the result, was this.
nicole on January 19th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

yummy and delicious. scrumptious clean shaven or hairy man. i’d do him day and night non stop. he is so sexy hence his sign scorpio. that’s why scarlett is banging the hell out of him as would the rest of the world. sexy all the way.:x
candi on January 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm

HOLY yummy!!!…. my god if i were a hotdog i wanna be smothered in ryan reynolds (thats makes no sense but neither does how hot he is!!)..lol… good lord thank you for imports!
Jazz on February 6th, 2008 at 1:31 am

How gud is it 4 us ladies wen sexy lads get there top of on tv and in films, yummy
Ali on February 6th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

he is not just cute he is sexy and fine
Mitchell on February 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 am

Wot a muppet
Sasha on April 9th, 2008 at 12:50 am

Each time I see his face, I remember that orgasm scene from that horror film remake he stared in. How I wish I could go into my TV set, murder that b***h sitting on him and take her place…or should I say, have one hell of a SSSSSSSSSS…….AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH moment!!!!!!!!
Chyna on May 31st, 2008 at 2:26 am

I agree, not so hot in Amityville Horror! But he is so yummy!
max on June 14th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

god,i wish i was in that bedroom with him. I would not be able to keep my hands off of him. he’s too effin’ sexy.
chris on July 3rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm

I met him
while he was filming a movie called the proposal which comes out in 2009
Wolverine Shirtlessness - Squarehippies.com on August 7th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

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Marco on September 24th, 2008 at 10:06 am

ok, when i first watched The Nines i didn’t know who he was but i fell inlove with him since the first moment, he’s just perfect
andy on May 1st, 2009 at 11:32 pm

ryan reynolds with beard is totally hot, it so brings out his sexiness

i could spend my last day with him