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Steve Guttenberg

By Squarehippies on January 10, 2008 in Actors 


Steve Guttenberg Shirtless

Did anyone remember Steve Guttenberg? I did. In fact, very vividly way back in the 80s, ever since Police Academy to Short Circuit to 3 Men and a Baby. I wouldn’t label him as conventionally good looking, perhaps averagely good looking or even mature ‘adorkable’ but I guess not since the term didn’t exist yet that time. :) Even had a slight crush due to his lovable characters in almost all of his early movies.

What I can say is he posses a bit of Mike Rowe qualities especially when it comes to the facial features, don’t you think? Of course, the chest hair also comes with the resemblance and boy, are they nice and furry. These shirtless pictures of a younger Steve Guttenberg are capped by Reah over at Dreamcaps and I couldn’t thank her enough as I’m not that brave to buy any of the Police Academy DVDs myself.

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless

Steve Guttenberg from Police Academy

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless

Steve Guttenberg from Police Academy

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18 Responses to “Steve Guttenberg”

  1. Robert on January 10th, 2008

    Hey…you must have missed Steve in Cocoon…………he experiences a
    sci-fi orgasmic episode…in a swimming pool no less………

  2. Squarehippies on January 10th, 2008

    Oh yeahhh I remembered Cocoon but it’s a bit blurry since you know it’s a bit for steamy for a kid. Will add that to my re watch list! :d

  3. KarmaLysing on January 10th, 2008

    Steve, like Zachary Levi and Chris Gorham, is (or was… Haven’t seen him lately) an Adorkable with the body of a stone hottie.

  4. QCNiceGuy on January 10th, 2008

    If you go back far enough for Steve, you will remember the horrific “Can’t Stop the Music.” His choice of roles notwithstanding, he is hot! Love that masculine chest…he makes me melt.

  5. sassywench on January 10th, 2008

    I always liked and wanted to get my hands all over his hairy chest. He is more like a real life guy–the kind you see at the pool in the summer and emerges from the pool, hairy chest dripping wet.

  6. Squarehippies on January 10th, 2008

    True, more to real life but slightly above average as you don’t see that kind of everyday. (Glad to see all the regulars commented in this post!)

  7. Mathu on January 10th, 2008

    Is it just me, or is he a candidate for “separated at birth?” I swear there’s a family resemblance or something with Glenn Howerton, from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1097351/). OK, well, their ages obviously are an issue, but all the same…

  8. dreamerboy6 on January 10th, 2008

    :x Omg! It’s about friggin’ time someone recognized Steve’s incredible hotness! I’ve had a thing for him for as long as I can remember! LOVE his cute personality, rock hard bod, hairy chest, adorable smile. :) You’ve GOTTA see Cocoon. I /own/ it. :)

  9. David on January 10th, 2008

    Thanks for the memories, mine were always good and lustful where Stevie G. was concerned!

  10. Nyles on January 11th, 2008

    I’ve the whole Police Academy films 1-7 on DVD in a Boxed Set

    the early ones with SG in them before he went on to do other films

    had a few Shirtless scenes in “Cocoon” and “Cocoon 2″ as well brief but memorable

  11. Squarehippies on January 11th, 2008

    Nyles, do you have Cocoon movies as well? Really wanted to rewatch those “steamy” shirtless scenes everyone been talking about.

  12. John on January 11th, 2008

    You must see Steve naked in “The Man Who Wasn’t There.” The hot body just goes on and on.

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  14. LoveHardMaleNipples1 on January 12th, 2008

    Sorry Squarehippie I dont have those films (Cocoon 1-2) but have seen them on t.v many times.

  15. Jssy104 on January 13th, 2008

    Ah “The Man Who Wasn’t There” that was defiantly part of my high school Spank Bank line up…

  16. Metcalfe on January 23rd, 2008

    The Guttenberg Man was always hot in a cute/adorable way….loved how his police academy uniform fit him…and always loved scenes like this one

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  18. Reeseriver on March 7th, 2008

    He’s hot and handsome and charming in a goofy sort of way. He’d make a terrific boyfriend and everyone would be checking him out at the swimming pool and beaches in the summer, but then he’d trip or something.

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