Steve Guttenberg 2

By Square on February 12, 2008 in Actors

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless in Cocoon

I’m not saying that Steve Guttenberg is the original adorkable back in the 80s but it’s definitely a possibility. He’s not conventionally Hollywood pretty, you can literally find a guy with his face at least two doors from your house but that hairy body was unmistakably lean and gorgeous. In addition to shirtless pictures of Steve from Police Academy featured earlier, these are from one of his elaborate skin flicks, 1985’s Cocoon which I believe during his prime.

Besides the sci-fi pool gasm, he seems to have no-shirt-on-boat policy which I really love. Come to think of it, I’m not sure that there are any other actor today that has Steve Guttenberg’s daily guy dorkish quality and hot lean hairy body combo. Thanks to everyone who reminded me how hot he was in this movie. Enjoy!

More Steve Guttenberg in towel from Police Academy.

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless

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David on February 12th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

What ever happened to him, wish he would be in something current, he’s like a cute teddy bear.
Milton on February 13th, 2008 at 2:11 am

Yowza! You’re right. Steve was a hottie back then. Plus, I forgot what a wonderful movie “Cocoon” was. Where IS he now? Gotta go Google him.
QCNiceGuy on February 13th, 2008 at 2:43 am

What a dreamboat! He meets the criteria of lean, hairy and cute!
Drew on February 13th, 2008 at 5:48 am

OH HELL YEAH! I’ve always loved seein’ S. Gutenberg movies ‘cuz ya’ KNEW the director was gonna have him shirtless. What a hoot. It’s an automatic successful movie–loads of women and gay guys show up for the show. Great posting! thanks! (I wanna be the towel wrapped around him!).
Drew on February 13th, 2008 at 5:50 am

…and where is he now?
Casper on February 13th, 2008 at 10:43 am

Great pictures, Steve was so freaking hot back in the day, I’m glad some other people finally realize it too! I’ve tried forever to find pictures of him wearing boxers/briefs/speedos but have had no luck, he is one of the only guys that gets me going just thinking of him…
KarmaLysing on February 13th, 2008 at 11:25 am

That ultra-sweet, “sock in the libido” smile is damn near as appealing as the body…
sassywench on February 13th, 2008 at 11:51 am

Nice lean body and I love the wavy chest hair. He is good looking, but not to the point of being intimidating. He looks like someone from the neighborhood.
Squarehippies on February 14th, 2008 at 9:22 am

LOL @ “sock in the libido”.
Psiwire on February 16th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

Steve Guttenberg had a great body in the 80’s and the kind of chest hair I can get behind. It’s nicely clipped, not all matted and dirty looking. And he really looks good with his hair sort of wet and slicked down.

I think it might have been deciding to star in Police Academy parts 1 through 75 that hurt his career. It’s hard to take him serious as an actor after that. Even Sharon Stone was smart enough to get off of that roller coaster after one ride.
Psiwire on February 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

I just read that Guttenberg’s gonna be on “Dancing With The Stars” next month. Proof his career is over.
Squarehippies on February 19th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Bummer… At least we get to see his current self on mainstream television instead of a lot B (or C) movies he’s been making lately.
LoveHardMaleNipples1 on February 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 am

I Forgot to mention he also had a few brief shirtless scenes in the film “High Spirits”

besides the first few Police Academy films and Coccon 1-2 .
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