Adrien Brody

By Psiwire on March 5, 2008 in Actors

Adrien Brody Shirtless

To me Adrien Brody is the very definition of the unconventional hottie. With his heavy eyes and the big crooked nose I don’t think anyone would call him traditionally handsome. That being said, he is undeniably sexy. His body is perfectly lean and muscular with abs that are just about perfect. And when he chooses to sport chest hair it’s just the right amount.

These caps are from the movie “The Jacket”. I didn’t really have high hopes about there being a lot of shirtlessness when I put it in, but boy was I wrong.

“The Jacket”

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Squarehippies on March 5th, 2008 at 8:19 am

Definitely hardcore unconventional hottie. He didn’t quite do it for me but I totally understand the (sex) appeal. I love the scene where the nurse unshirted him, it’s like opening a gift on Christmas day!
QCNiceGuy on March 5th, 2008 at 8:44 am

I otally agree. Not conventionally hot but still steamy. The chest hair is always a nice addition on a lean body like that!
Katrina on March 5th, 2008 at 11:16 am

Oh goodness. I flippin’ love Adrian Brody. I was really wooed when I saw him in King Kong. So cute.
David on March 5th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Too skinny, needs to eat more, and do I have a meal for him!!!!
KarmaLysing on March 5th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

ADRIEN BRODY!!!!! WOOT!!!!!! Thanks Square!!! I love you!!!! Now, I’ll be in my bunk…
Jazz on March 6th, 2008 at 12:34 am

OMG Have you seen his nose. Maybe he should use some of his money to invest in a nose job. Nice body though.
Mark on March 6th, 2008 at 1:38 am

Omg I’m so glad you added Adrien Brody! I’ve had a huuuuuuuge thing for him for years! I think he’s absolutely adorable.
Squarehippies on March 6th, 2008 at 2:28 am

From now on, we’ll just assume all thanks in the comment went to the author, in this case Psiwire regardless what name referred LOL. Here’s to more unconventional hotties!
deej on March 6th, 2008 at 4:21 am

I am completely ga-ga over Adrien and have been since “The Necklace”.
I will would take him over (virtually) anyone else…that’s how hot I find him to be. He happens to be an excellent actor as well, which doesn’t hurt.
I will watch any movie he is in (and I’ve seen some dogs because of that) because I can’t get enough of him. I keep hoping for more nudity in his movies…it’s been to fleeting. Thanks for getting around to posting him on your site.
Psiwire on March 6th, 2008 at 6:55 am

I love guys with that type of nose, like Johnathan Lapaglia and Robert Gant (who I plan on capping one day)
almooose on March 6th, 2008 at 7:49 am

he’s like a zombie, a zombie i would totally…….
KarmaLysing on March 6th, 2008 at 8:49 am

He’s one of a handful of famous men I’d do in a heartbeat. A HEARTBEAT, I tell you… I’m going back to my bunk now…
sassywench on March 6th, 2008 at 11:08 am

Unconventional is the key word. If I were drunk enough I’d do him.
lovalova on March 6th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

omg that chest his pecs are huge
Dewey Mee on March 8th, 2008 at 3:52 am

OOOH! THANKS for the shirtless pics. of Adrian Brody; especially the BONUS pics– THOSE got me HOT!!!!! He looks like he has “sleepy eyes.” I don’t care about his nose– he’s FINE by me!! He is an excellent actor and HE IS SEXY!!!!!!!! I wish I’d been Halle Berry when he gave her that KISS at the Oscars a few years ago.
ADRIAN CAN SEX ME UP ANY TIME!!!!!!!!
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ronnie on August 31st, 2008 at 7:31 am

i would love to rubb and kiss your awesome chest and abs and awesome back. i love ya with hair but love ya more without hair. very smooth.
Anne Marie on May 5th, 2009 at 7:42 pm

I fell for Adrien Brody after quite a few women kept telling me my husband looks like Adrien Brody. I said, “Who the hell is this Adrien Brody? I never heard of him.” Well, I watched The Pianist, then several other films, and…I can’t get enough!! He does look like my husband!! My dream would be to have them BOTH at the same time! I’ll post a pic, if possible, to show you all and see what you think. (P.S. - Gaetano has hot abs, too!!)
Anne Marie on May 25th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

OK, got the pic. Go to amialookalike then add a dot com and click on Adrien Brody under Updated Lookalikes or just google adrien brody lookalikes and you’ll eventually see him and Gaetano. Happy viewing!
robertg on May 25th, 2009 at 10:28 pm

hmmmm. well, if you say so. close, but—- Not to worry, Gaetano VERY hot!
So, let’s get him in “random hotties”–SHIRTLESS of course!
mt man lover on September 24th, 2009 at 6:10 am

omg i lovebodies not dicks he sos sexy and im making the film downluiding it in u torrent and i tihng the nurse when she undress him is so hot and i dont like hairy bodies but he look nice and sexy to me and i dont mind his nose LOL =P
Al on October 11th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Ultimate Butta-face!
Henry on December 14th, 2009 at 12:26 am

i always liked him too. i am very open to variety… but he looks better w hair. seeing those armpits shaved like that is such a shame.
Boris on December 25th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

Hotter when fuzzy!
anita on January 28th, 2010 at 11:10 pm

HE IS SO FINE
Izzie on February 2nd, 2010 at 9:52 pm

Ohmygosh.
Thank you so much for this. o_o