Tad Hilgenbrink

So I’ve just watched “American Pie 4: Band Camp” yesterday, purely because of its major boycandy, Tad Hilgenbrink as Matt Stifler. Yes, at this website we torture ourselves into watching crappy shirtless movies so you don’t have to (and recommend good ones, too). Despite the naughtiness, swearing and trash talking, Tad still came out as queerlicious to me. Not that it’s a bad thing though, but he looked like he fits more in the next installment of “Eating Out” instead. Warning: Massive caps ahead.
Maybe Tad is a bit too pretty for this role, Seann William Scott did a decent job as his older brother Steve Stifler, probably because he got a bit more masculinity than him. In addition, this particular sequel has so many homoerotic overtones on so many levels. I mean, the Stiflerjuice on the boys’ faces? Underwear stuffed into his mouth? Come on!
That being said, that’s not the reason not to drool over this mayjah piece of hotness. Tad did some small B movies work and his most recent mainstream appearance was in “Epic Movie” as Cyclops which I am totally not aware of. To Tad, please try at least one queer flick, because it seems so natural and you obviously need to make use of that gorgeous body of yours.





































Gay overtones anyone?



Another mentionable hottie here is gingerboy Chris Owen, who has much better career than Hilgenbrink. Looking forward to see this one without shirt on because I have yet to find one.


Even this blond hotness, Matt Barr is doing quite well. Gorgeous lean body too!









As you can see, without that annoying “Stifler smirk” (or pout, whichever you prefer), Tad Hilgenbrink is actually very, very pretty! Honestly, I hope he’ll not be forever remembered as that dude from American Pie sequel, but that title seems to be very hard to brush off him.




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I have been drooling over this boy for years, thank you VERY VERY VERY much for capping him for us!
What kind of sadistic, nutjob creepoids name their kid “Tad”?!??!?!!?
That said, wow, he’s purty.
He HAS been in a queer movie: check out “The Curiosity of Chance” made a couple years ago, where he plays a gay teen deliberately not fully fitting in at high school. Cute film.
I dont like boys without hair chest
Have totally had a hard on for him ever since I first saw AP:BC. He’s a major cutie! If you have the DVD make sure to watch the outtakes and the feature that details the shooting of the movie, he’s majorly hot in those too.
Did anyone else notice how long of a tongue he has? Too bad its a broken doorknob and not a glory hole he’s kneeling in front of with that tongue and mouth all ready.
I’m in Mexico and I just watch this movie, and when i say just I mean that actually it is still on, but I just had to run to the lap to search for everything about this guy
thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks for the caps!
Tad is SUPER HOT!!! he isn’t straight, right?? i hope not! I would tap that in a heart beat! you should get clips from the curiosity of Chance!
eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur right! that tongue is super long. oh and luke, i think he is sraight. sorry.
he is sexy and hot oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is dreamy,nice,cute,funny ,i have never seen anyone whit that kind of smile and his eyes are juste to die for.I really like him.I wish i could meet him someday .Hope you read this.
xox Preditta
Ooo…So sexy TAD Hilgenbring