Tad Hilgenbrink

By Square on March 14, 2008 in Actors

Tad Hilgenbrink Shirtless

So I’ve just watched “American Pie 4: Band Camp” yesterday, purely because of its major boycandy, Tad Hilgenbrink as Matt Stifler. Yes, at this website we torture ourselves into watching crappy shirtless movies so you don’t have to (and recommend good ones, too). Despite the naughtiness, swearing and trash talking, Tad still came out as queerlicious to me. Not that it’s a bad thing though, but he looked like he fits more in the next installment of “Eating Out” instead. Warning: Massive caps ahead.

Maybe Tad is a bit too pretty for this role, Seann William Scott did a decent job as his older brother Steve Stifler, probably because he got a bit more masculinity than him. In addition, this particular sequel has so many homoerotic overtones on so many levels. I mean, the Stiflerjuice on the boys’ faces? Underwear stuffed into his mouth? Come on!

That being said, that’s not the reason not to drool over this mayjah piece of hotness. Tad did some small B movies work and his most recent mainstream appearance was in “Epic Movie” as Cyclops which I am totally not aware of. To Tad, please try at least one queer flick, because it seems so natural and you obviously need to make use of that gorgeous body of yours.

Tad Hilgenbrink Shirtless

Tad Hilgenbrink

Tad Hilgenbrink's Tongue

Tad Hilgenbrink Shirtless

Gay overtones anyone?

Tad Hilgenbrink Shirtless

Another mentionable hottie here is gingerboy Chris Owen, who has much better career than Hilgenbrink. Looking forward to see this one without shirt on because I have yet to find one.

Chris Owen

Even this blond hotness, Matt Barr is doing quite well. Gorgeous lean body too!

Matt Barr

Matt Barr Shirtless

As you can see, without that annoying “Stifler smirk” (or pout, whichever you prefer), Tad Hilgenbrink is actually very, very pretty! Honestly, I hope he’ll not be forever remembered as that dude from American Pie sequel, but that title seems to be very hard to brush off him.

Tad Hilgenbrink

Tad Hilgenbrink Shirtless

Tad Hilgenbrink

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John D. on March 15th, 2008 at 12:27 am

I have been drooling over this boy for years, thank you VERY VERY VERY much for capping him for us!
KarmaLysing on March 15th, 2008 at 1:26 am

What kind of sadistic, nutjob creepoids name their kid “Tad”?!??!?!!?

That said, wow, he’s purty.
Just_Brad on March 15th, 2008 at 4:02 am

He HAS been in a queer movie: check out “The Curiosity of Chance” made a couple years ago, where he plays a gay teen deliberately not fully fitting in at high school. Cute film.
Mario_MB4 on March 15th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

I dont like boys without hair chest
Blake on March 16th, 2008 at 3:52 am

Have totally had a hard on for him ever since I first saw AP:BC. He’s a major cutie! If you have the DVD make sure to watch the outtakes and the feature that details the shooting of the movie, he’s majorly hot in those too.
Matt on March 16th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Did anyone else notice how long of a tongue he has? Too bad its a broken doorknob and not a glory hole he’s kneeling in front of with that tongue and mouth all ready.
G on March 21st, 2008 at 3:43 pm

I’m in Mexico and I just watch this movie, and when i say just I mean that actually it is still on, but I just had to run to the lap to search for everything about this guy

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks for the caps!
Luke on March 29th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Tad is SUPER HOT!!! he isn’t straight, right?? i hope not! I would tap that in a heart beat! you should get clips from the curiosity of Chance!
d.elisa d. on March 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur right! that tongue is super long. oh and luke, i think he is sraight. sorry.
nila on June 7th, 2008 at 3:46 am

he is sexy and hot oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Preditta on June 29th, 2008 at 4:05 am

He is dreamy,nice,cute,funny ,i have never seen anyone whit that kind of smile and his eyes are juste to die for.I really like him.I wish i could meet him someday .Hope you read this.

xox Preditta
kelcak on July 14th, 2008 at 1:11 am

Ooo…So sexy TAD Hilgenbring
Brett Chukerman Shirtless - Squarehippies.com on July 30th, 2008 at 11:41 pm

[...] I recommend a viewing. As for “The Curiosity Of Chance” I had actually got it to see Tad Hilgenbrink, but he’s sort of scary skinny in this movie. Lets hope he’s filled out a little for [...]
purgetop on August 1st, 2008 at 8:11 am

who stole his nips?
Cleo on August 16th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

According to me Tad sexy and a correct fella perform big one in the film very much and I like him very much
tadHOTT on August 24th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

he is just my type of guy!!!! oh, boy am i going to lick him all over!!!!!! he is sososososososososososososos HOT yummy!!!
can he be anymore hotter!!!! come into my bed tad, anyday! xx
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lo mas indo eres tu :$

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Steve on September 7th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Gay or straight, Tad is definitely comfortable enough in his own skin to do full on lip locks with another man in “The Curiosity of Chance”! Best Feel good about being Gay movie I’ve ever seen!
francisca!* on September 14th, 2008 at 7:41 am

this man is so so cute , i love him.
Is the perfect man for me
he is so perfect like me, we are for each other.
jaja I do not have mas that to say only that is perfect for alone being for only the beautiful thing that is.
Good-bye good-bye I love all.
zdravko on December 9th, 2008 at 4:29 am

man I am from serbia and you are incredible.I like to be as you as american pie…you are the best actor
Matt Lanter Shirtless in Disaster Movie - Squarehippies.com on December 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am

[...] And Tad Hilgenbrink. [...]
pogan on January 12th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

OMG! you are soooooo hot i love you but the blonde. uck
Alex on June 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm

So I am positively in love with Tad, and it is not because of American Pie: Band Camp, though to be honest that wasn’t bad for exercising his comedic talents. I actually enjoy him in Amusement, and The Curiosity of Chance which was his ‘gay’ role. He seems to have adapted a niche in horror and what could be considered now as slapstick comedy. All in all however Tad is a great actor and in my opinion truly amusing.
Ravi on August 10th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Yep, he is incredible hotttttt !!!!!
molly on August 21st, 2009 at 7:30 pm

OMG i love her movie and he’s so freankin HOT i from VENEZUELA WE LOVE U TAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
len on August 27th, 2009 at 7:11 am

not bad. very nice. but personally, i just LUUUUUUUUUUV his short friend with the glasses. he knocks MY socks off!
LANLAN on August 28th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

wow he’s hot I really like him
Ultimate Niche Directory on September 30th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Just saw this guy in “The Hills Run Red”. He’s got a lot of potential, and I had just assumed he was James Marsden’s little bro, the resemblance is that uncanny.