John Hensley

By Psiwire on April 12, 2008 in Actors

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John Hensley occupies that odd strata of quasi-hotness where you know that you probably wouldn’t say ‘no’ to him, but you’d definitely have a look around first to see if there where any better options. His face isn’t particularly handsome, but I think that has a lot to do with his eyebrows. They need to be more shaped, or less shaped, or something. I think his best feature is his body, which has cute, but non-threatening, averageness to it. I do think he’s too old to play the character on “Nip/Tuck” though, he’d be more believable as the younger brother of the stars, rather than their son.

John Hensley Shirtless

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Squarehippies on April 12th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Well, you’re absolutely spot on with the “looking for other options first”. And those eyebrows, goodness gracious! Someone please do something about them stat. On a positive note, he does has a nice body and his island-sized nipples look quite delicate as well.
MikeyMikey on April 13th, 2008 at 1:04 am

Every guy has his guy. Not for me, I’m afraid.
MikeyMikey on April 13th, 2008 at 1:06 am

I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but totally bland.
Dan on April 13th, 2008 at 2:44 am

Ummm. . . I think it’s obvious those eyebrows need to be LESS shaped. No self-respecting man should spend that much time on his brows. And yes, I’d still nail him.
Rusty on April 13th, 2008 at 4:57 am

I dunno … there’s something creepy about him … or maybe it’s just spillover because I don’t like his character on Nip/Tuck. Maybe Scientology does that to a dude’s nipples?
Metcalfe on April 15th, 2008 at 2:51 am

I find him absolutely hot and sexy - every time he’s on screen shirtless he makes me quiver….
PETER HAYES on April 16th, 2008 at 11:23 pm

HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF ELF TO ME. NOT HOT AT ALL EXCEPT MAYBE FOR THOSE LARGE NIPPLES!!!!
Hal on April 17th, 2008 at 3:25 am

I’m glad to discover that I’m not the only one who finds this guy’s appearance a bit creapy. (And it’s not just the eyebrows!) Also, for some reason, every time I see him I think of Michael Jackson.
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Brooke on June 12th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

I think he’s really hott.
Jess on August 21st, 2008 at 7:03 am

His eyebrows are a little weird, but I think he’s pretty fine. I’d hit it.
Milton on September 10th, 2008 at 11:41 pm

Personally,I think he & his eyebrows are sexy. men, gay, straight, bi, or whatever SHOULD NOT SHAPE THEIR EYEBROWS!