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John Hensley

By Psiwire on April 12, 2008 in Actors 


John Hensley Shirtless

John Hensley occupies that odd strata of quasi-hotness where you know that you probably wouldn’t say ‘no’ to him, but you’d definitely have a look around first to see if there where any better options. His face isn’t particularly handsome, but I think that has a lot to do with his eyebrows. They need to be more shaped, or less shaped, or something. I think his best feature is his body, which has cute, but non-threatening, averageness to it. I do think he’s too old to play the character on “Nip/Tuck” though, he’d be more believable as the younger brother of the stars, rather than their son.

John Hensley Shirtless

John Hensley Shirtless

John Hensley Shirtless

John Hensley Shirtless

John Hensley Shirtless

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10 Responses to “John Hensley”

  1. Squarehippies on April 12th, 2008

    Well, you’re absolutely spot on with the “looking for other options first”. And those eyebrows, goodness gracious! Someone please do something about them stat. On a positive note, he does has a nice body and his island-sized nipples look quite delicate as well.

  2. MikeyMikey on April 13th, 2008

    Every guy has his guy. Not for me, I’m afraid.

  3. MikeyMikey on April 13th, 2008

    I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but totally bland.

  4. Dan on April 13th, 2008

    Ummm. . . I think it’s obvious those eyebrows need to be LESS shaped. No self-respecting man should spend that much time on his brows. And yes, I’d still nail him.

  5. Rusty on April 13th, 2008

    I dunno … there’s something creepy about him … or maybe it’s just spillover because I don’t like his character on Nip/Tuck. Maybe Scientology does that to a dude’s nipples?

  6. Metcalfe on April 15th, 2008

    I find him absolutely hot and sexy - every time he’s on screen shirtless he makes me quiver….

  7. PETER HAYES on April 16th, 2008

    HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF ELF TO ME. NOT HOT AT ALL EXCEPT MAYBE FOR THOSE LARGE NIPPLES!!!!

  8. Hal on April 17th, 2008

    I’m glad to discover that I’m not the only one who finds this guy’s appearance a bit creapy. (And it’s not just the eyebrows!) Also, for some reason, every time I see him I think of Michael Jackson.

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  10. Brooke on June 12th, 2008

    I think he’s really hott.

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