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Stuart Townsend

By Psiwire on April 17, 2008 in Actors 


Stuart Townsend Shirtless

So they took one of my favorite books of all time and made the one of the most craptacular movies in the history of cinema out of it. At least one good thing came out of it: copious amounts of Stuart Townsend’s skin on display. Even though he looks like he fell in a vat of baby powder before making the movie, his torso is extra hot. And he must be shy, because I looked at some other of his flicks hoping to get some non-pale caps, but he managed to keep his shirt on even when the scene should have called for it. The movie is “Queen Of The Damed” and if you haven’t seen it yet count yourself lucky, drool over these pics of Stuart and then go buy the books.

On a side note: While Aaliyah was a beautiful girl and it’s a shame she died so young, I have to say it: Worst fake movie accent EVER! She was playing an Egyptian vampire queen who woke up after thousands of years of being a statue. It we could suspend our disbelief enough to accept that, I think she could have gotten away with using her regular voice. Her fake accent was even worse then the one Tom Cruise came up with for “Far And Away”. And that’s saying something!

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

Stuart Townsend Shirtless

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8 Responses to “Stuart Townsend”

  1. Squarehippies on April 17th, 2008

    HOT torso, face doesn’t do much for me; maybe would have without the baby powder. And totally agree on Tom Cruise’s accent for “Far and Away”! Another lousy one, Drew Barrymore in “Ever After”. Ewth.

  2. Psiwire on April 17th, 2008

    Stuart definitely looks better with his hair cut short and when he’s not all vamped up.

  3. jay on April 17th, 2008

    oh god that movie. *stabs eyes*

  4. blukutuk on April 18th, 2008

    You should see “About Adam”, where he play a boyfriend of a girl and her 2 sisters and 1 straight brother all have a crush on him, in that film, he is WAAAY HOT.. But agree though, it is a crappy movie with a good meat..

  5. sassywench on April 18th, 2008

    Very fit here. He is sporting a bit of a paunch now.

  6. Dewey Mee on April 22nd, 2008

    Stuart, honey, I need you– you need me!! Enough said.

  7. Julia on June 20th, 2008

    HE is so hot. i loved queen of the damned. and his hair is def betr longer but he still is hot w/ it short.

    I ♥ Stuart Townsend!

  8. Cierra on June 23rd, 2008

    i know that queen of the damned wasnt a really good movie, buti watch it over and over cause he’s so damned hot!

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