Alessandro Nivola

By Square on May 3, 2008 in Actors

Alessandro Nivola Shirtless

Take Ryan Reynolds, add a couple years, some serious sexy dimples and a dashing (made up) British accent and boom! You’ll have Alessandro Nivola. Every now and then, I’m going to have a mayjah crush and this time it’s this yummy piece of hotness. I’m so sorry Mr. Krasinski, Mr. Sudeikis and Mr. Johnson but right now I am head over heels for Mr. Nivola. I’ll get back to you guys later I promise! The first batch of caps are from the movie “Laurel Canyon”, capped by the fab Psiwire and what a cheeky smile on that pretty face! Did I mention that I could bury my own face in that fluffy chest hair for all eternity?

The second series of caps are from nice indie film “Junebug”. As pleasant as it is, “Junebug” annoyed me a lot because you have a gorgeous guy like Alessandro and he was shirtless a few times, only in PITCH DARK. He even got a nice bum shot. So technically these are indeed shirtless caps of him, but you have to squint your eyes a bit to see all of his deliciousness. Also in the opening credits, we get to see some skin, albeit from the sides, we can see there’s a nice fur coverage on that chest. The movie also stars another resident hottie, Ben McKenzie but don’t expect any skin on him in this but he sure looks cute with that light stache.

Alessandro Nivola Shirtless

From “Junebug”. Loving the “nice guy” look on him.

Alessandro Nivola in Junebug

Ben McKenzie, yummy as always. Light stache seems to be working well for him.

Ben McKenzie in Junebug

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Mario_MB4 on May 3rd, 2008 at 7:19 pm

OMG!
Colby on May 4th, 2008 at 12:22 am

I saw A.N. back in The Lost World - Jurassic Park film, and there and then I automatically thougth “That guy is Hot!”
sassywench on May 4th, 2008 at 2:40 am

Nice chest and belly hair! He’s cute!
timmy on May 4th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

THAT is one sexy man! Love the coat of fur. Extremely hot.
Andy on May 5th, 2008 at 7:30 am

Check out “I Want You” with Rachel Weisz if you want to see “more” of him. He has one of the best asses in cinema!
hairy man lover on May 5th, 2008 at 9:21 am

He is truly one sexy man! Love the nipples and furry chest and belly.
deej on May 5th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

You can’t have him…he’s mine. I fell for him in “Junebug” a great little movie.
KarmaLysing on May 5th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

The ones with the bedroom eyes get me every time…
Joe on May 6th, 2008 at 1:39 am

Glad to see you giving some recognition to A. Nivola - one of the most underrated guys in movies.
Agree with Andy and Deej on “I Want You” and “Junebug” - he is terrific in both and terrifically attractive!
hairy man lover on May 6th, 2008 at 6:09 am

Hot! Hot! Hot! Love the furry chest and those eyes!
Mike on May 6th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

A really nice guy, not my type but I did have the pleasure to dress him in a play in NYC and I hope he has better grooming habits than he did then.
Quite “smelly” and not in a good way.
Ralph on May 7th, 2008 at 12:15 am

I was wondering if you’d ever get around to him! This makes my day.
Squarehippies on May 7th, 2008 at 2:53 am

Despite the unpleasant description of this hottie, I am crazy jealous with you, Mike! Well I’m sure he has changed his bad habits since but if he still have that smell, I’ll be more than willing to volunteer to “wash” him clean. Sometimes the man smell is a bit of a turn on, who knows?
bethy on May 8th, 2008 at 3:39 am

alessandro was very sexy as mr. crawford in the movie version of jane austen’s mansfield park. the picture above with him and embeth davidtz was kinda funny to me because they were bro and sis in mansfield park. lol there are a few sexy shirtless scenes in that film too
a little edgy on May 8th, 2008 at 5:28 am

Do overlook a great little neo-noir thriller called “Best Laid Plans.” Nivola is the star, along with the Reese Witherspoon (who is excellent) and Josh Brolin (who is wooden, and not in a good way). I think AN has at least one shirtless scene, and the movie itself is lots of fun if you like the genre.
a little edgy on May 8th, 2008 at 5:29 am

Sorry - on that last comment, it should have said “do NOT overlook …” But you probably figured that out on your own.
hottshot on May 9th, 2008 at 9:18 am

HOtt… SExy…. ACTIon!!!! luvin him!!!
Flash on May 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am

AN’s actually an American prep-school boy. Went to Phillips Exeter for crying out loud. He pulls the English accent off well. Just saw him in two movies on cable (Goal! & Reaching the Rock). The man is amazingly sexy.
Boris on January 4th, 2009 at 12:50 am

I need a cigarette!
chloe on October 6th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

i think that alessandro is very sexy. Hes always been. Did you see him in jurassic park.He was the most beautiful and lovely paleontologist that i never ever seen……….. i love him
David on October 11th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

One little error on your bio for him. On the Imdb website, it states that he was born in Boston, so that “British” accent that you are hearing is probably a Boston accent.
Alessandro Nivola Shirtless in Coco avant Chanel - Squarehippies.com on November 27th, 2009 at 4:01 am

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