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Hale Appleman

By Squarehippies on May 2, 2008 in Actors 


Hale Appleman Shirtless

Let me introduce you to a fresh adorkable hottie by the name of Hale Appleman. First few minutes into “Teeth”, a film about a very lethal coochie and I thought, meh, he looks like a poor man’s version of The O.C’s Adam Brody. Same hair, same dorkiness, same big beautiful brown eyes. Further into the movie, as soon as Hale took his shirt off, I figured I was wrong. He’s not only tall, but very lean and even sports a bit of warm fuzz on the chest. Hale Appleman is, instead a rich man’s version of Adam Brody. It’s a pity that his peen got cut off first but at least there’s quite a generous amount of skin before his character died. Adorkable and unbelievably hot. Who would’ve thought?

“Teeth” also has another resident hottie John Hensley capped by Psi before which had the same amount of shirtless time but given that eyebrow, I guess I’ll have to pass.

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

This screams Adam Brody!

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

This is right after his peen has been cut off. Quite hilarious but kinda cute at the same time. Okay something is wrong with me.

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

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4 Responses to “Hale Appleman”

  1. Chris on May 3rd, 2008

    what a total hottie!!!

  2. Jamie on May 3rd, 2008

    Yeah, he’s pretty hot. I have seen him somewhere before, but never knew his name. Could that dimple in his chin be any bigger?

  3. hecangetit.com on May 6th, 2008

    Hale Appleman Shirtless…

    Hale Appleman Shirtless…

  4. frater gymnos on May 7th, 2008

    yep, that’s pretty sick.
    i’m going back for another look-see…
    thanx!

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