Separated at Birth: Justin Bartha & Guy Berryman

By Square on May 19, 2008 in Separated at Birth

Justin Bartha & Guy Berryman

I couldn’t be happier to post two of my favorite guys in the world, adorkable Justin Bartha and Guy Berryman, sexiest bassist in Coldplay (and possibly the entire world too). It took a while for me to link this two together and now I know exactly what I want. Their babies.

Since we already have a Justin Bartha page, let me walk you through the beautiful being that is Guy Berryman. Hate to say this but I think Guy is at least 0.7 times hotter than Justin. This man could wear a pink Britney wig and still be gorgeous. Please note the chest hair (DUH) in this sephia shot.

Guy Berryman

Contrary to popular belief, Chris Martin is NOT the hottest guy in this picture, although I totally wouldn’t mind to boink his brains out sometimes.

Guy Berryman & Chris Martin

Guy Berryman

Or, you could just simply watch this video, appropriately titled “Guy Berryman Is A Sex Bomb”. I really wished the poster used his music instead but great collection of photos nonetheless!

Click here to watch Coldplay’s latest music video, Violet Hill. At least it doesn’t involve Chris Martin walking alone in slow motion. Hold on a second, it does. Guy needs more screen time, goddamnit! And get take your shirt off at it!

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KarmaLysing on May 19th, 2008 at 10:47 pm

Love the eyes. The rest isn’t bad either.
deej on May 20th, 2008 at 9:27 am

Thank you for introducing me to Guy Berryman. I’m afraid I’m going to have to steal him from you. Sorry…you’ve been so nice and all, but this one is worth fighting for. Woof!
sassywench on May 20th, 2008 at 9:33 am

dark, handsome, and hairy!!!!!!!
Squarehippies on May 20th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Heh… Not sure I’m ready to give him up. He’s a keeper. *sharpens up claw*
deej on May 21st, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Oh…too bad…I win. You only have “claw.” I have claws…and kitchen knives. I’m a chef and I know how to carve. Oh geez…that sounds scary…not me at all.
How do you feel about 3-ways?
xjuen on June 8th, 2008 at 12:23 am

hey!
where did you get these pictures of guy berryman? =)
louis on June 8th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

I liked this guy, but I prefere Eddie Cibrian, I want some hotter pics of him. If anybody has some, please send them to me:

crls.crrn@gmail.com
hairy man lover on June 17th, 2008 at 6:03 am

MMMMM!!! Hot! Thanks for the photos of this hot hairy man!
johanita coldplay on August 25th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

es el hombre mas hermoso y maravilloso del planeta tierra, es como un angel caido del cielo…. papasito, ademas es un excelente bajista de la mejor banda del mundo.
macarena on September 3rd, 2008 at 4:15 pm

I just love him… is perfect… his smile, his eyes, his hair!… curly like mine… he is just the man I hope to find here on earth… and also an awesome bassist!… what else can I ask for?
AaronJ on October 10th, 2008 at 8:54 am

Justin Bartha. Woof! I are in lust.
Guy Berryman. Way way beyond lust. (Got Coldplay on my iPod at THIS moment!)

Justin .. Guy. Justin .. Guy.

Why choose? Greed isn’t a crime, yet, is it?
okay on December 12th, 2008 at 8:18 am

Oh puhhleeze
Chris is way hotter than Guy
Dont you dare say anything bad about Chris
And Guy looks gay in the picture where he has a chain around his neck