Matt Keeslar

By Square on July 15, 2008 in Actors

Matt Keeslar Shirtless in Dune

This is more or less like digging your own grave. If you guys aren’t impressed by this post, then it’s entirely my fault for making it such a propaganda. But a hottie is a hottie regardless, no? If there’s one word I’d pick for Matt Keeslar, it would be “wholesome”. Yes you actually CAN get everything in a hunk. First noticed him when I did a post on Dan Futterman last year and thanks to Karma, he recaptured my attention once again. Recently seen as the lead in ABC Family’s “The Middleman” (yeah what’s up with all these ABC family hot shows, they sure know how to get their hunks right) I was torn between putting all the caps in a single post or dividing them into two instead. I guess since Matt Keeslar is definitely off the hotness chart, let’s enjoy his shirtlessness from two sources first.

The first one is Dune, which also showcased elaborate Alec Newman skin. I think Matt’s body was so much hotter than Alec’s in this. If anyone requested, I’ll make a post on him as well. The second set of caps featured here is from Keeslar’s latest television appearance as title character in “The Middleman”. The show also boasts other insanely hot casts such as my current boyfriend Brendan Hines (teehee) and superlean martial arts star Mark Dacascos. I really hope there’s something in the script that requires Matt to take off that suit. Here is the original forum post in case you missed out.

It’s amazing how many shirtless Matt Keeslar’s scenes you can find when you look real hard. Next Keeslar post will be on his earlier movies; “Pshycho Beach Party” and “Urbania” which I think Matt at his hottest sans razor. Okay enough babbling, on with the good stuff.

Matt Keeslar Shirtless in Dune

“The Middleman”. Gimme. I think this is the closest Matt gets to being shirtless. I see a bit of fuzz, which is always a good thing.

Matt Keeslar in The Middleman

Brendan Hines. He’s mine. MINE!

Brendan Hines in The Middleman

Mark Dacascos. It’s nice to see a martial arts star still has it, although the glory days of Arnie and Sly was kinda over.

Mark Dacascos in The Middleman

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Psiwire on July 15th, 2008 at 8:23 am

Matt Keeslar was hot when he made “Dune”. I wonder how his body’s held up.

Mark Dacascos has the distinction of being the star of the worst movie I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying something. “D.N.A.” Oh, the horror…
Muckluck on July 15th, 2008 at 11:31 am

Mark is my all time favorite — Esspecially in that Wolf movie.
Graywolf48 on July 15th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Matt Keeslar is definitely pleasing to the eye. But I wish someone would hide the razor, wax or whatever, since he has a magnificently hairy chest. Just the little glimpse you get while he’s in bed in “Rose Red” makes that film worthwhile. I also think he is improving with age. Very hot guy, would really like to see a lot more of him in more ways than one!
hecangetit.com on July 15th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

Matt Keeslar Shirtless…

Matt Keeslar Shirtless…
KarmaLysing on July 15th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Yip, yip, yip, yip….. BOOYAH!!!! That’s all. I got nothin’ else.
Stephen on July 15th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

You might want to check him out in “Splendor” with Johnathon Schaech (1999). I acutally bought “Urbania” (2000) and “Splendor” because of him. Check it out, I don’t think you will be disappointed.
LoveHardMaleNipples1 on July 16th, 2008 at 1:19 am

Excellent Post of Matt in clips from Dune (saw it on t.v as a Mini-series ) one of the reasons I taped it from t.v first before I finally bought the mini-series on DVD is the great skin shots of both Matt Keesler and Alec Newman and still hope to get”Children Of Dune” with lots of great skin shots of James Mcavoy .

Not sure if “Middleman” is playing in Canada on some Network that airs American Programs?

and at Fye look in to seeing “Urbania” and “Splendor” on DVD.
LoveHardMaleNipples1 on July 16th, 2008 at 1:22 am

Oh and a very great brief shot of him in Bed in the Stephen King mini-series “Rose Red”.
AaronJ on July 16th, 2008 at 4:46 am

How about this for “wholesome”. Search for Matt Keeslar on IMDB then look at his pics. There should be 11 of them. Take a gander at pic 7.

Woof and a half!
chris on July 16th, 2008 at 5:09 am

You finally got the lonnnngggg awaited page up? Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

His is definitely fine, but i don’t know that i’d use “wholesome” to describe him, but this is one hottie who looked better without all the body fuzz.

only one tiny complaint: the caps at the very top are better than what are listed below, what’s up with that?

one last thing: i am totally in love with the middle man on abc family, and that is saying a lot for a wholesome family-oriented network.
QCNiceGuy on July 16th, 2008 at 9:59 am

Matt, listen to me, and leave your chest alone!
deej on July 16th, 2008 at 10:04 am

I’ve always been into Matt. He is a very beautiful guy, and his body looks good all the time. I think the main reason I like him so much is that although identifiable, he can look so different in each role he plays. I also think he looks much better without the waxing/shaving that some movies seem to require of him, even though that is certainly part of what makes him look so different in each role.
phil on July 16th, 2008 at 10:32 am

OMG I just realized Mark D. is the Chairman(Iron Chef America)…
Leslie Megans on July 16th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

He is so shaggy. NOT MY TYPE
Eeeeeric on July 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

OK…Matt is a freaking cutemoss…His role on MM is very cute..and he plays it with aplomb…time to see him naked
Eeeeeric on July 17th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

…oh…and that other Asian dude…”mhmhhpplllphe cuisine”…!!!!
Milton on July 30th, 2008 at 12:50 am

Those lips,that dimple,that chest (hairy preferred, or shaved), those arms, & those legs. Matt Keeslar, along with Shawn Hatosy, has always been my very definition of a hot, sexy man. He just exudes masculinity!
Now how about a series of pictures of my 3rd candidate, Brian Bloom.
Bless you , Squarehippies.
jannie on February 12th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

DID YOU SEE THE LAST EPISODE OF THE MIDDLEMAN!??!?!!?

Okay. Sorry, I’ll type correctly. But he’s topless and wearing assless chaps. I mean, come on. That’s a win-win-win situation right there.
Jesse Stix on January 30th, 2010 at 9:44 am

For gawd’s sake - why would you use one of the only movies where they made Matt SHAVE all of his fab chest hair off to show us his wonderfully furry chest? What kind of site is this. Why do you tease us? If some of us for some reason do not know how wonderfully furry Matt really is, they will never know from the screen captures you presented to us!

Get with the program men! WE WANT FUR - BODY HAIR - long lucious, soft, chest and torso fur to rub our faces in while sampling their wonderful scent.

WELL?

Jesse Stix