Paul Schneider

By Squarehippies on July 20, 2008 in Actors

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider is the type of guy you want to kiss and cuddle all day and all night long. Just look at that lickable face! His role as small town, soft spoken guy in “All the Real Girls” couldn’t be more perfect. The voice simply melts you down. “I tore my nut.” Can you marry me now, Paul? The fuzz is always a bonus, especially with that 50 cent nipples. In case you’re wondering (I’m pretty sure we all are at this point), yes he was naked in this and you can see clearly see the peen for about two seconds. Having said that, it is a super damn SWEET movie. What are you waiting for, run to the rental now!

There’s something about this guy made me think about my ultimate husband Jason Sudeikis, especially the lips part. Oh that reminds me. Jason, stop fooling around and take off that shirt in the next SNL episode!

Thanks Michel!

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider

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6 Responses to “Paul Schneider”

KarmaLysing on July 20th, 2008

He’s sweet-faced and puppy cute, and makes you want to corrupt him. I wonder if the ink is real…
sassywench on July 21st, 2008

Very boy next door!
Bruno on July 21st, 2008

I like he´s chubbyness…
Dude on July 21st, 2008

He’s kinda ughy
LibertyHunk on July 22nd, 2008

He’s alright with a perfect face and body but I personally prefer to go for his face rather than his body.
Well Paul I give you
7 out of 10.
Atlas on July 24th, 2008

you are hitting all the right spots this week….i am crazy about this guy. i think he was better in “assassination of jesse james” and “lars and the real girl”